A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^^ Goes to confession at local tranny club called "Hamburgers & Tube Steaks. Pays his tithe in u-cakes and 1000# sisters VHS videos. Does karaoke in tube top & hot pants while singing "Yellow Submarine."
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^^ Just found out the truth from his childhood. was raised on a rabbit farm. Ate Cocoa Puffs for breakfast. Always wondered why they tasted pretty gnarly. Later in life, as depicted in above gif, he ate some actual Cocoa Puffs. Asked his parental unit why they tasted so different. The resulting truth bomb, that the Cocoa Puffs from his youth were in reality, gathered from under the rabbit cages, caused an immediate bout of projectile vomiting.
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From: Jacksonville
^^ After drinking heavily one night has flashback to his days as a bouncer at a Tijuana disco. Has Mexican version of "Staying Alive" stuck in his brain and a shorter, fatter version of John Travolta in spandex burned into the back of his eyelids so that's what he sees every time he even blinks. He invents an eye mister that he hooks onto his '80' model retro sweat band so he can sleep with his eyes open.
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Fleet Owner
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^started **** Cakes in this thread. Long live the lil pee cakes. He doing his best to dissolve the issue !
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^^ Was very excited to hear the news about the new covid testing using **** swabs. Was the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, well, you get my drift, person to sign up. Went through the line so many times until he got dizzy and threw up on the sidewalk. No problem though because with all the homeless peeps in Ca a little puke on the sidewalk is, actually, kind of a reprieve from the usual deposits. After the 11th test, smokes a cigarette, eats a spam sandwich, & rides his unicycle home.
