A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^^ Significant other (Octo-Mom) thought he had a tribal tattoo on his posterior, but it was actually an alien road map leading to the sweet spot. Has tramp stamp tattoo wit harrow pointing down that says "For a good time, knock twice."
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↑ Owns a spa massage parlor and keeps the girls mostly Blonds on Staff & has one ^ who's main responsibility is keeping U-Cakes in stock and freshly deposited on site !
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^ steals ucakes from state penitentiary, chops them into small pieces and places between cheek and gum. Calls them breath mints. Uses larger ones in place of soap in the shower to save money for 1000lb. Sisters videos.
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^digs the 1000# of sisters and welcomes them to his private party ! Introduces those chunks to successful enterprises ! Believes they can hold their own in an investment Per folio !
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^^ Returns from scouting trip. Has been to al the Golden Corrals & all you can eat Chinese buffets searching for the next 1000# sisters pin-up girl. Had the skewers from partaking in said buffets. Sits on the throne for so long playing electronic Yahtzee that the blood circulation to his feet gets cut of and he can't feel them when he stands up. Freaks out and forgets to flush. Finally the feeling returns to his lower extremities and he wanders off to the back yard to feed his cats and gold fish. Significant other (still haven't identified sex/species) comes home and upon retreating to the throne room is appalled to discover large, and really smelly, peanut python curled up in the bowl. Comes out back and hits him upside the head with pitch fork. Has to go to counseling after that....
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^^ Breeds peanut pythons w/ cornback rattlers to create sub-super species to be named later. Puts together a petting zoo for his creations. Charges for hand sanitizer at the exits. Makes a killing.
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^^ Auditions for "Lifestyles of the Gay & Homeless" reality show. Goes through all the scripted scenarios. Comes down between him & Teddy to see who lands the final spot. The scene requires dropping a deuce on the sidewalk in broad open daylight. Turns out Teddy had shy bowel syndrome and can't perform. He lands part and is mobbed by homeless groupies....
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^^ works feverishly with cornback rattlers & peanut pythons to create his own new species. Binges for days on peanuts of all types, whole kernel corn, almonds, popcorn, and all the Ruffiage he can find. Spends hours brewing up the giant deuce that almost destroys the exit.
behold!! The acorn anaconda!!!!!! Largest most dangerous of its kind. After days of healing in a fetal position, had to call the local haz mat team to bring out the turd chomper 2000 to break up the clog.
behold!! The acorn anaconda!!!!!! Largest most dangerous of its kind. After days of healing in a fetal position, had to call the local haz mat team to bring out the turd chomper 2000 to break up the clog.
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From: Jacksonville
^^ Had to rent port-o-let after acorn anaconda fiasco destroyed plumbing. He runs extension cord to port-o-let so he can put hot plate out there & multi-task. Makes grilled cheese sandwiches, play electronic Yahtzee, and drop a deuce simultaneously. Has his yeti cooler as a foot stool so the circulation doesn't get cut off. Puts pony keg on roof and drops hose through roof. Now he is in a self sustaining perpetual state of blissful existence. Significant other files a missing person's report after 3 days.