A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^Has a plastic bag full of New Water bottles with him as he stands outside his tent watching Cabs drive by & knows he's shunned !
Calls his Investor on his burn phone & asks, "can you think of a plan with a better future !"
Calls his Investor on his burn phone & asks, "can you think of a plan with a better future !"
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^ Takes selfies on burner phone and leaves it in restroom at local truck stop. Takes his position in parking lot waiting for first customer. Films his escapades to create a documentary about the life & times of a male lot lizard.
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^^ Attends Mexican food fest and raids dumpster afterwards. Takes findings back to hobo camp & re-creates the spread for all to feast upon. Revelers wash down second hand grub w/ copious amounts of warm cheap beer. Upon retiring to the communal lean-to, a festivity of flatulence ensues. Neighbors are annoyed at the trumpet-like sounds emulating from the compound so they call the police. Upon arrival, suspecting a broken gas main, they immediately summons the HazMat response team. Dawn breaks to the sight of the camp being evacuated by the men in the white suits. A night of leftover Mexican & cheap beer has shut sown a whole city block. Our hero is interviewed by the local news and claims he has no knowledge of how this got started.
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^ city sewer mains got clogged up, causing massive Mexican backfill. The mayor called in the turdchomper 2000 to relieve the pressure. Sewer caps were blown off for blocks and skidmarks left on every street.
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^^ Turdchomper 2000 defeated by deposits from the camp. Our hero, fearing reprisal if they don't do something to eradicate the toxic logjam they created, calls all hands on deck to manually remove the backup. After a couple of hours on sand wrenches & pick axes, the sewer is flowing free again. realizing he has dodged a potential bullet, our hero slinks away without drawing any extra attention to his Herculean clean-up effort. Upon a de-briefing at the camp, a festive mood returns and they break out the tarp & dump a drum full of used cooling oil on it and commence with the oil wrestling tournaments, headlined by, you guessed it, the 1000 # Sisters and their newest addition, the 1000# Beat Friends! Woo-hoo. It's on in the camp!!!!