A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ Assists in putting PT into so much debt that he can no longer afford broadband and reverts to dial-up, paying by the minute for FTE access!
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^ spots PT in the local coffee shop mooching free wifi. Has to buy a cup to keep from getting kicked out. Eventually gets booted off internet for exploring adult websites.
he kicks back, put boots on the table & rolls up a fat homegrown.
he kicks back, put boots on the table & rolls up a fat homegrown.
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Joined: Jan 2017
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From: Jacksonville
^^ After self medicating in coffee shop heads to truck stop to see if he can negotiate any cash deals. Gets lucky w/ 416 lb JB Hunt driver and strikes deal to travel the country and be "personal assistant." Better half files missing person report after a month absence. Pic appears on side of 12-pack carton of Old Milwaukee Lights. Is found, returned home, and chronicles his adventures on the pages of "Hobo Life" magazine. Receives award for National Vagrant of the Year in California. Instant homeless camp creds.
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^ had to have been abducted by aliens as a child. Had a brain transplant which gives him mindless thread superpowers for thinking out of this world. Stares at the moon at night and yearns to be home again one day.
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From: Jacksonville
^^ Alien abduction confirmed in 1975. Was transported to spacecraft via 4th dimensional vessel. Once aboard was thoroughly examined by extraterrestrial beings dressed in overalls, tube tops, and flip flops. After said examination, smoked big bowl of contraband w/ said beings. Remembers men's room on craft being stocked w/ u-cakes & pineapples. Vaguely remembers Head Extraterrestrial muttering JHC frequently and telling crew "we're f'n & nipple rubbin' all night." Upon return to earth, joins truck forum and stumbles upon member using the same vernacular as encountered during otherworldly experience. Coincidence? We think not.
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^Does not fit in with society easily, antenna sticks out too easily when prompted. Lives on the back 40 of PT's weed farm in a tent manufactured from 1k sisters discarded undergarments complete with camo colors. Feels warm & cozy with materials he's familiar with. Burns PT's weed and ucakes for an aroma of freshness that invigorates his senses then settles in on FTE to join his people in ridiculousness.
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^teaches Homelessness to vagrants at the "Wish
They Were Freshman at College /course"
in Tadpole Co. "Academy of the Panhandlers and Child Slaves Crafts School" !
They Were Freshman at College /course"
in Tadpole Co. "Academy of the Panhandlers and Child Slaves Crafts School" !
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From: Jacksonville
^^ Soaks his Jolly Ranchers in Sterno. Flosses his teeth (what's left of them) with an old shoestring. Bathes out of an old #3 washtub with water collected from drainage ditch. Does "2 Bits" cheer every morning and does his jumping jacks in the buff. Life is good!!!