A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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Opens food truck by hobo camp. Specializes in hobo cuisine. Spam & pancakes, Vienna weenies & stale Saltines casserole, sardines in mustard sauce over molded white bread. Has homeless transvestites walk around w/ cardboard signs advertising his business. Pays off health inspector with meth. Business booms. Defecation on sidewalks in immediate area increase by 600%.
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Rummages through his closet and digs out his "Flesh Gordon" movie costumes. Dons outfit made famous in the cave scene and proceeds to stand in the intersection at the red light wit ha "Will work for Beer" sign. Gets arrested for obscene costume.
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^ still writes with fat pencils, you know, the 1st grader kind. Has statues of dead presidents made out of playdoh on his kitchen counter in the hobo camp, and has a copy of every Mr. Roger's show ever made. Watches them with a pinch of ucake between his cheek and gum.
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From: Jacksonville
^^ Went around the block so many times yesterday he got dizzy. Kept going through the line for Chinese method of Covid testing. Kept wondering how they were giving him the test with both hands touching his waist. Smoked all his cigarettes at the same time. Later found out "testing" facility was actually illegal bath house after he went back for more testing the next day.
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^Took 1100# of sisters to Consignment stores Spent most the day moving things. 1100# of Brothers stopped by later for dinner. Fast Fooded 12 buckets of Chickens.
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^ can't wait till spring so he can refill his hobo camp pillows with fresh grass clippings. Also to air out his hobo tent and replace the canvas flaps that were destroyed during 1000 lb. Sister flatulence ignition.
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#2200# of brothers and sisters moved their residence to his basement and party all night every night ! Makes him very grouchy. They laugh with each other about it !
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^misses Bowties meaningless responses. Hangs out depressed in hobo camp & resorts to drinking flat Dr.Pepper & cleaning fungus from toenails. Even the new lavender urinal cakes he put in armpits don't excite. Better days are coming..
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^ goes to Wally World & poses as greeter just to get a glimpse of the fine specimen of females in all shapes and sizes in their pajamas, since that seems to be what the the overwhelming majority wears in there. Wears his hobo PJ'S but gets a little too excited & is forced to hide out back in shopping cart until feelings subside.
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^Carries the brick imprinter Stamp for the really big guy with the really big hammer to stamp imprint the brick at the Crosswalks, then paints them to look like bricks. Has to repaint every year cause the paint wears off, then he carries the heavy brick imprinter stamp to the next crosswalk and lifts and moves it for every stamp imprint & does again. Repeat with more painting and stamping ! Realizes he has missed a $$$ Billion Dollar Grant to stamp and paint brick into blacktop at crosswalks !
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Goes to bed drunk and forgets to take off his clown shoes. Can't turn over all night and wets the bed. Wakes up late and goes to work without taking a shower. All day long people around him are asking; "Where is that stale popcorn smell coming from?" Claims he passed out in his chair and dumped a bowl or Orville's super salty extra buttered garlic and oyster flavored gourmet popcorn in his lap.