^^ has old peoples lift chair/recliner modified and placed in position in his port-o-let. That way he can eject his hobo buddies if they take too long. snags his nipple ring in chain link fence. Resulting injury forces him to rethink his selection of body adornments. Decides to replace nipple ring with skull implants. Is notoriously cheap so he has associate drill holes in skull & installs 1/4 " pop rivets.

 

^has made the "Selection".
Its the "Green Cape" for 2021!
2022's is still up in the Draft House
hanging on a wall above the Bar.

 

^ turns port o let ejection seat into a catapult. Neighbors complain about bodies being thrown about like tater sacks. And the stench. So he buys a big fan to blow fresh air, that's when the s*** hits the fan!

 

^bought the tickets for this early spring vacation to Peyote Cactus county,
tickets come with armed guards,
on horseback to keep em,
in the saddle back to the Airport !.
decided rediculous is really fun !

 

^^ Hosted "Drunken Naked Twister Tournament" at the hobo camp. Stole the used grease from the local Long John's Silver for participants to cut down on friction of participants and reduce the risk of spontaneous combustion. Gyrations & contortions go on for an extended amount of time. Offensive smells waft over the valley and as a result every cat within a 5 mile radius shows up for the "feast." Neighbors notice it too and pretty soon the Haz Mat response team is on scene. Gets arrested for indecent exposure, various crimes against humanity, and numerous environmental charges.....

 

^^ can't take the cold any longer, so he builds a pillow fort in his living room, complete with a smokestack Tee'd in dryer hose to still partake in his stash. Has cans of sterno to keep warm & survives only on expired twinkies & tootsie rolls. Let's his better half in once a week for conjugal visits then makes her leave so he can divert his attention solely to the stack of vintage Donald Duck comic books before him.

 

^^ Invites 1000# sisters into pillow fort to participate in "Drunken Twister" and eat expired twinkies. Uses sterno to reduce friction. Someone drops crusty twinkies on the floor creating a spark, and resulting fireball can be seen for miles. Everyone's hair is all singed and burnt off giving them the mangy alley cat look. Rebuilds fort in port-o-let while interior of hobo camp is replaced.

 

^was cleaning up using Naphtha, 1000# of Sisters, they found him out cold the following Monday morning laying there that way in the parking lot, roof missing from the shed & drug him across the blazing blacktop to sit beside a Chain link fence all black and gritty & missing a lot of hair. Fire marshal gave him a summons for smoking on a paint can.

 

Hosts Super Bowl party at hobo camp. Has 1000# sisters for halftime entertainment. Steals kids spinning wheel from the local park and has sisters tethered to wheel and twerking as wheel spins. Unfortunately for crazed, drunken spectators sisters have been partaking of nachos w/ jalapeno salsa, chili dogs, spam, pickled okra, and Vienna weenies, not to mention copious amounts of alcohol and skunk weed. About 90 seconds into performance projectile diarrhea erupts and the crowd is hosed with vile excretions. Mass sickness overcomes camp and EMS from all over the city is forced to respond. HazMat teams evacuate the area. Upon further inspection it is declared an environmental disaster and the EPA is forced to add to Superfund Contaminated Sites. Area within 500 yard radius is evacuated and area is tarped to contain funk. Host is held on $100k bond facing numerous environmental charges.....Calls local ambulance chaser attorneys he sees on billboard outside jail cell window.... TBC....

 

^All his neighbors came over to watch the Super Bowl last night. He had been fixing wings and sipping & eating all afternoon, place cleared out after he brought out the wings and promptly let Flatulence pass. 1/2 wasn't so good but 2nd half even the 1000lb sisters left too ! When the game was over he was already ill and on his way to the bathroom blew chunks all over the bed pillows. Slept on the Couch. Lil woman left him and went to his brothers place. Said she never been around such a clot on a humanity Celebration.

 

^^ Got drunk at the Big Sombrero parking lot on Dale Mabry Hwy in Tampa. Had won super bowl tickets in a homeless raffle. Never made it into the game. Was passed out on his belly in the parking lot and some post game revelers used his exposed posterior area as a holder for celebratory bottle rockets. He mistook burning sensation as the results of his culinary intake in the hours leading up to the game. Someone relived him of his credit cards and EBT card along the way. His life partner was incensed when she/he (both??) checked online and saw the $1200 bill from Mons Venus strip club. Had to sit on inner tube on the Greyhound bus ride back to the left coast due to burns from the fireworks celebration.

 

^Every Major cutaway showed his bottle rockets blowing out of my Arss ! Show got an award for most Originality at a Sports event. Ur's truely offered a Contract to dream up more winners while forgetting the lowly paid failures at/in the game ! Yep that was a team letting the overpaid take an arss kicking punishing Fran Tarkington, Wild Stallion running around with no horse sense in the pasture fun football buttox kicking.

 

^^ I have nothing to add!!!! ​​​​​​

 

^Jim and Romo were absent from their desks all night !

 

Just the thought of all this............