A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^^ Tried out for the cheerleading team in high school. Landed a spot as head catcher. Promptly earned the monicer "HAGIC", or head a** grabber in charge. Uses his experience to write manual (in braille) "Blind OBG's Anatomy Guide." Has plaster cast of right hand enshrined in museum somewhere n Indiana.
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Passes time as a greeter at the local Wal Mart and isn't even employed there. Booked a flight on a UFO for an abduction mission only because they are gonna play the beetles on the wide screen. Using UFO frequent flyer miles to buy toilet paper and rolling papers but uses both for either.
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Fleet Owner
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^Watches Olive oil play Bluto while PopEye searches for his spinich !
Meanwhile a Song just keeps tramping in his head.
"I opeye the ailor marn, I opeye a ailor man, I good to a mehnace cause can't find the spinich"
Bla- Bla-/Bla !
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Meanwhile a Song just keeps tramping in his head.
"I opeye the ailor marn, I opeye a ailor man, I good to a mehnace cause can't find the spinich"
Bla- Bla-/Bla !
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^^ Has Popeye-like forearms w/ Barney Dinosaur tattoos. Huge forearms the result of being the ugliest and most socially awkward boy in high school. Had to take matters into his own hands, literally, and developed reputation as a punishing hand-shaker. Fist bump was invented as a result. Plays Metallica on his ukule. Recycles Kleenex and orders Fleet enemas spiked w/ grain alcohol by the case. Passes them around at parties where everyone partakes and ends up passed out in their own personalized port-o-let. Loses 4 lbs. per "injection."
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Fleet Owner
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^Attends in his own mind, someone's book signings in the Library hallway, Wow ! Then checks out Romantic Drama Queen novel !
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Whittles ucakes into the shapes of trees & sells them as auto air freshners, which In turn is causing problems with local fast food joints as their ucakes are disappearing at a rapid pace. Buries money in old milk cartons at the local sod farm.
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^^ Buys Depends by the case to combat said condition...... causes the "turd in swimming pool" effect when he sits down (people get up and leave) in crowded places and a squishing noise resonates from the contact patch, much like someone stepping on a wet sponge. Adds u-cake to Depends to combat offensive aromas. In the market for a stopper to alleviate problem.
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^^ Has part time gig playing in the Show Biz Pizza Band. Dresses up as the bear and plays 5 string electric banjo. Goes off script and blasts the kids with death metal banjo solos and screams guttural epitaphs while drooling and spitting profusely from breathing hole in costume. Gets all worked up and gives himself a "Dutch Oven" in the process. Almost loses consciousness trying not to breathe foul fumes, as they have been filtered through the aforementioned Depends, and stumbles out into the audience and face plants into some kid's b-day party ice cream and pizza cake. Loses gig and has to resort to playing at homeless camps.
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^^ Inhales helium while engaging in intimate calls with his 1st cousin, who is also his fiancé. She has a Donald duck fetish so he decorates his Depends w/ feathers and wears duck feet and a Donald Duck hat w/ bill he stole from the next door neighbor's kid. Has frequent user punch card from helium distributor. Delivery man dons rubber boots and respirator before making delivery.