A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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Engages in his one balanced meal per quarter. Ingests more fiber than he's used to. Heads off to the blue hut but it's occupied. Fearing that he will soil his drawers and it's only day 3 of the current ones he waddles off to a secluded corner of the compound and does his business. Fortunately there is an old roofing shingle to "clean up" with. He kind of likes the asphalt texture and files that thought away. Later, as someone is weed eating the compound they go to trim around what they thought was a tree root. The resulting brown shrapnel resulted in some collateral damage as there were other camp occupants in the vicinity. The trimmer examines the "root" and is appalled with what he finds. Even he knows that there's not supposed to be corn and lima beans in a tree root! Pissed off beyond belief, the victims of the hazardous waste bath put up a reward (1 6-pack of Colt 45's) to catch and beat the hell out of the perpetrator. Fearing for his safety he acts as if he's equally offended and vows to help catch the guilty offender. Dodging a bullet, he vows to never "s*#! where you sleep" any more.
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^ Uses exquisite dictation to his "IT" (intelligence tech) to send out the weekly "Smarter Guy" news letter !
His subscriber pool has been in rapid decline for some time. It would seem they find it "Smarter !" ...
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His subscriber pool has been in rapid decline for some time. It would seem they find it "Smarter !" ...
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↑ begins receiving Tax info today. It would seem he earned a heck of a lot more than he thought. He now has a choice, live deeper in the Hobo Camp or leave the country. He thinks, how can a bum like me make millions selling Hobo Camp Maps, Paraphernalia & Panhandled Locations World Wide and make that much effortlessly on line ! ........
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^ Received his UMF ******* support Panties today via Amazing ! They make his insulated Coveralls a good fit.
Hanging down one pantleg just was very cold. .....
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Hanging down one pantleg just was very cold. .....
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^ First day out of the Camp in a while in his new insulated Depends, pretty soon he has to shed Coveralls, longies and heavy Weight Lift Belt.
↑ You probably are wondering about the rest. Well; He just can't carry all the crap in his paper lunch bag !
↓ Calls a UBER to take it back to the Camp. Never sees that Guy again ! Lesson learned, Dawg comes in later dragging some of it. He wonders
____ where has that Dawg been, Haven't seen him since the Coons hunt !
↑ You probably are wondering about the rest. Well; He just can't carry all the crap in his paper lunch bag !
↓ Calls a UBER to take it back to the Camp. Never sees that Guy again ! Lesson learned, Dawg comes in later dragging some of it. He wonders
____ where has that Dawg been, Haven't seen him since the Coons hunt !
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^ Truth be known well; the Ranger discovered even Neutered Dawg's a SOB, so he took him back to the tag on his Collars area code.
↓ Well; So Dawg's back in Town. Beware all the rank stuff, thas in Dawg's play ground !
↓ Well; So Dawg's back in Town. Beware all the rank stuff, thas in Dawg's play ground !
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^ Finds a bent up broken handled snow shovel to dig his way back into his Tent.
Once he gets a can of Gel fuel lit feels right at home in his cozy tent
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Minus Dawgs. For some reason But Dawgs hasn't returned with the Chicken Wings or a Pizza so he is now heating up snow and old bacon soup !
Thats Last Summers picture of place along side the Hobo Camp wall
Once he gets a can of Gel fuel lit feels right at home in his cozy tent
Minus Dawgs. For some reason But Dawgs hasn't returned with the Chicken Wings or a Pizza so he is now heating up snow and old bacon soup !Thats Last Summers picture of place along side the Hobo Camp wall
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^ our Boy the Ranger shows Dawgs tracking Chip has him heading toward the gulf, most likely on a Rail Road Car with other MT Containers, knowing Dawgs Trooper believes he is sitting on top with tongue out enjoying the warm air !
Is that a Thumbs up to them guys or what !...
Is that a Thumbs up to them guys or what !...
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^He wakes up this morning to 2' of drifted snow on his tent. Searches for his electric snow blower and plugs it in, guess what no power. So he's back at it with the broken bent up Steel coal shovel. Finds some coal frozen to the old shovel so after scraping it off he lights a fire in his Chimera averting a tragedy narrowly it would seem the BBQ lighter fluid was replaced with Rubbing Alcohol and forgotten by the former habitant. Luckily the downwind side of the tent is all that is blown up into the wind now.
Before the Explosion !