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May 16, 2009 | 11:19 PM

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Caleb1

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what do ya call a white guy in the NBA?

Ah hell i cant wait for someone to answer i'll lose track of this post.

A benchwarmer

May 16, 2009 | 11:19 PM

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powerstroke72

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A spectator or a coach?

May 16, 2009 | 11:20 PM

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powerstroke72

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on the porch?

Matt

May 16, 2009 | 11:20 PM

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Caleb1

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Sounds great buddy! Be careful coming back.

I got a 4 hour layover in salt lake so I think im gonna have to pas sthe time at on eof the airport bars....

May 16, 2009 | 11:21 PM

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liftedgrocerygetter

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Originally Posted by deereman4020

I hate being a DD.

I am always the DD, someones got to be it and keep everyone safe. Plus it is fun to sit back and watch all the drunks make fools of themselves

May 16, 2009 | 11:22 PM

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powerstroke72

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Woohoo! Same guy in joke above floating in the water...Bob.

Same guy hanging on the wall....Art.

May 16, 2009 | 11:22 PM

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Caleb1

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on the porch?

Matt

if ya hang 'im on the wall hes called art and if'n ya threw 'im in the water hes called Bob

May 16, 2009 | 11:23 PM

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I am always the DD, someones got to be it and keep everyone safe. Plus it is fun to sit back and watch all the drunks make fools of themselves

Yep...and it gets more fun if you've got a camcorder laying around. Or if they pass out, it's always fun to draw on them.

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May 16, 2009 | 11:24 PM

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Caleb1

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Dang ya beat me to it John.

So any fun at work lately? are ya still workin onn re-accredidation or however the hell ya spell it?

May 16, 2009 | 11:26 PM

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powerstroke72

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The neighborhood kids all went to little Jimmy's house one day to see if he could come out and play. They knocked on the door and when Jimmy's mom answered the door, they asked if Jimmy could come out and play. Jimmy's mom said, "Now you children know little Jimmy has leprosy". The little kid in the front looked up and said, "Then can we come in and watch him rot?"

May 16, 2009 | 11:27 PM

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deereman4020

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From: horicon Wi

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Originally Posted by Caleb1

It used to be that a bunch of white guys chasin a black guy across a green field was called a mob...now its just called the PGA tour

LMAO, thats good!

May 16, 2009 | 11:28 PM

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powerstroke72

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Dang ya beat me to it John.

So any fun at work lately? are ya still workin onn re-accredidation or however the hell ya spell it?

Yep. Still working on it. Going back to swingshift first of June though. We're up to three armed robberies now in the past four weeks. Good news is that all of them were caught and they're in jail.

May 16, 2009 | 11:29 PM

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powerstroke72

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I hate being a DD.

Well, that's one thing I've never heard a woman say.

May 16, 2009 | 11:31 PM

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Caleb1

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Whadda ya call a white man in a court room?

A lawyer

Whadda ya call a white nam in the ghetto?

The victim.

Seriously guys..im not racist i dislike everyone equally, but white people just dont make good jokes....

okay, whadda ya call 4 girls singin pop music?

Rascall flatts.

May 16, 2009 | 11:32 PM

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Caleb1

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Well good note everyone...il try to check in tommorow....

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