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Old May 16, 2009 | 10:38 PM
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Im bored. Anyone know any good jokes?
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 10:47 PM
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Im bored. Anyone know any good jokes?
Al Gore and Global Warming?

Oops. No political discussion. Sorry.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 10:53 PM
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Pretty close. That dog is an Olde English Bulldogge just like Mattie, different spots though. She can only have venison and yams so, it'd be mean to put cheetohs on her and then not let her eat them.

She's doing ok. She's not chewing on her feet, and her ears aren't infected. However, her paws are still rust-colored, which is a side-effect of the allergies. So I dunno what to think. She is off all the meds except the anti-histamine, so I'm not sure if that is just containing the allergic reaction, or if the food trial is working.

Overall, though, the improvement with her is miraculous. She's lost some weight though, and with Mattie that isn't a good thing. She's always been on the skinny side. Before the food trials started I had actually gotten her to gain some weight. Now she is on strictly Venison and Yams, no fat in her diet really. We're feeding her more than the recommended amount and she is still too skinny.
With no fat in her diet I say feel the poor girl all she wants but I know that isn't healthy for them. I am glad to hear that she isn't chewing her feet and that her ears have gotten better thought!!

If she is doing okay on the venison and yams how long before the vet give you the okay to introduce another food to her?

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Im bored. Anyone know any good jokes?
It's not a good joke but I heard it a few times this week from being swollen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??



Nothing, you already told her twice.

I told you it wasn't a good one. lol.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 10:54 PM
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Lol pete...


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Womens rights!


Just kiddin' ladies please dont hurt me!
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 10:54 PM
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Man hits his wife with his truck, whos fault is it?
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:04 PM
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Three nuns sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and rips open his jacket to flash his goods at them. First nun had a stroke. Second nun had a stroke. Third nun couldn't reach him.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
Three nuns sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and rips open his jacket to flash his goods at them. First nun had a stroke. Second nun had a stroke. Third nun couldn't reach him.
Lol!!!.....
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:09 PM
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Man hits his wife with his truck, whos fault is it?
The man's...he shouldnt a been drivin in the kitchen...
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:10 PM
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The man's...he shouldnt a been drivin in the kitchen...
Welcome back by the way! Hope your trip went well.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
Three nuns sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and rips open his jacket to flash his goods at them. First nun had a stroke. Second nun had a stroke. Third nun couldn't reach him.
That's a good one!
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:14 PM
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I hate being a DD.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
Welcome back by the way! Hope your trip went well.
Its been great! im actually flyin back on tuesday but i made it to a compooter finally. I have a shatload of pics to put on facebook....gues that thing well actually come in handy for somethin now.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:17 PM
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It used to be that a bunch of white guys chasin a black guy across a green field was called a mob...now its just called the PGA tour
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:17 PM
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Sounds great buddy! Be careful coming back.
 
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Old May 16, 2009 | 11:18 PM
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what do ya call a white guy in the NBA?
 
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