Uhhh......Yummy? Not!

Pretty funny there Scott

 

Hey folks! Dam, I missed everything!


We're a state accreditted agency so we have to show proofs of compliance for each of four years in professional standards. Lots of paperwork and straight dayshift for six months out of the year.

I caught the doughnut thing Ed, you turd!


Hassling you? If I wanted to hassle you, I'd make fun of those pics you posted!!! But, mine wouldn't be that good either so I'll leave ths stones on the floor of my glass house! hahahaha!!!

 

Glad you like it Jay.

Today, I was invited by my son-in-law to join him on a cruise this summer.

I will be sailing from Hawaii to San Diego on this ship:

 

That's pretty cool, Scott. Is your SIL a pilot or a sailor?


And this is my 2,000th post. I have way too much free time to spend on FTE...

 

heres the one im looking at..

2000 Ford Excursion Limited 2WD 7.3L Turbo Diesel

 

that was perdy goood.


I was wondering if you caught that.


and thats Mr. Turd to you public service employee.





SIR YES SIR

 

You better stock laptops...I'm drying mine off as I type!!!!

 

My kind of doctor. Great ideas on how to live life

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is
this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't
waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your
heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the
life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of
the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio ?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable
oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be
bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best
feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
about food and diets.

And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - drink in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'


AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.


Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

Thats freaking awesome Scott, How did he work that out? Ive never heard of people doing that before.

 

here is a pic from my nieces wedding...

Charity, Jr, me,Jean (Shellys Mom),Shelly (ex sister in law),Niece Amber, Brother Ron...

sitting Shellys Aunt Nadia,Shellys Grampa, Niece Krystal

 

That was ridiculous, which is what makes it so funny!

You suck.

 

Thats a great pic mark, everyone looks really good!

 

here if this doesn't brighten your day!

 

My son-in-law is a US Marine. He is attached to VMFA-323, the Death Rattlers. They are a Marine attack squadron. He is a power technician on the F-18 Super Hornet and he works the flight line. They are currently stationed aboard the USS John C. Stennis.

Here's his squadron:

Official Website for Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 323

It's called a Tiger Cruise and is US Navy tradition. I am flattered that he asked me, and that I get to go. It's a once in a lifetime chance.

Here's a little blurb about Tiger Cruise:

Simply put, a "TIGER CRUISE" is a chance for relatives of the sailors to experience what living & working on a functional naval vessel is like. The navy will set you up with your own berth with the other sailors,(& fellow Tiger cruisers) feed you, & from what we are hearing put on an "airshow". You'll see all aircraft take off & get arrested, as well as a series of high speed flybys.
A U.S.O. show is in the works, with some big name entertainment........but with all things we'll just have to wait to see what will materialize.


Yes, I do. And that's ok.

 

Aha. That explains it. Very cool.

Is he the one that was making the sparkler bombs a while back?