Part VI
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Blairsville,Ga
Grind them little bean and putt'm in a spresso machine
Add a shot of your favorite irish wiskey or baileys if your a wuss or both
While you sip that one brew two more and your ready for bear
Would be nice to have a 10 cup spresso machine
Add a shot of your favorite irish wiskey or baileys if your a wuss or both
While you sip that one brew two more and your ready for bear
Would be nice to have a 10 cup spresso machine
Logistics Pro
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 4,604
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From: Claremore, OK
If it's at room temperature (or below....)
I guess I'm a wuss, I can't do the Dew. That stuff tears my gut up. Yeah, I can eat hot salsa (pretty much anytime I'm in the mood) and garlic toast...heck anything with garlic on it. Something about the Dew & I don't agree. Oh well, that's what they make Truck Driver's Coffee for.
I guess I'm a wuss, I can't do the Dew. That stuff tears my gut up. Yeah, I can eat hot salsa (pretty much anytime I'm in the mood) and garlic toast...heck anything with garlic on it. Something about the Dew & I don't agree. Oh well, that's what they make Truck Driver's Coffee for.
Post Fiend
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: SpringHill,Fl
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than a AAA battery .
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing... Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than a AAA battery .
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing... Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
Now all I have to do is head up to McDonalds, order the Biggie fries, two Big Macs, the cherry pies and a diet coke.. and I can be the person I laughed at as a kid...
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Joined: Jul 2008
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From: Wharton, NJ
I agree Jim enjoy life you only live once, cause I eat and drink anything and everything, reg soda, sugar, cream, butter, red meat, eggs, gravy, pancakes, sausage, smoke cigars, and drink alcohol almost daily.
Had a check-up and the doc had the nerve to say lose 10 lbs.....hahahahaha
I told him all I had to do was not eat for a couple of days!
Had a check-up and the doc had the nerve to say lose 10 lbs.....hahahahaha
I told him all I had to do was not eat for a couple of days!
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 10,499
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
Up to about 35 and knife incident, I ran pretty hard core.. Now I got two youngones and a wife. I rather reach old age healthy so I can keep up with them as long as I can..
I dont avoid alot of things, but I dont reach out for it either.. So the two big macs, and the bigge size.. NO.. I want to hang out and beat the kids for a bit longer..
I dont avoid alot of things, but I dont reach out for it either.. So the two big macs, and the bigge size.. NO.. I want to hang out and beat the kids for a bit longer..