Part VI
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,649
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From: Wallingford, CT
Yes. They were hole-y bulbs. Put in 3 new bulbs and now have cargo lights and a 3rd brake light.
Sometimes it's good to be tall and have a reg. cab. I checked my 3rd brake light visually with no mirror by myself. Stood on 1 foot put a hand on the box for balance, hit the brakes with my other foot and saw the light turn on.
Sometimes it's good to be tall and have a reg. cab. I checked my 3rd brake light visually with no mirror by myself. Stood on 1 foot put a hand on the box for balance, hit the brakes with my other foot and saw the light turn on.
Former Vendor
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,849
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From: Seattle
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Oklahoma
Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia , North
Carolina , Washington DC , and some parts of Michigan .. oh yeah Wisconsin and Connecticut for Jake and Petey
PS Cows are happier in Calif
hahahahahahaha
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Oklahoma
Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia , North
Carolina , Washington DC , and some parts of Michigan .. oh yeah Wisconsin and Connecticut for Jake and Petey
PS Cows are happier in Calif
hahahahahahaha
Former Vendor
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,849
Likes: 1
From: Seattle
read joke above that will make you laugh.
sorry you had a bad day.
ed
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Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,398
Likes: 1
From: Gilbert, Az
Good afternoon kids!
Got my new debit card and called to activate it, I love when you get someone with a VERY think Indian accent and can't understand them. UGH.
Ed, that joke is funny!!!
Sorry you had a bad day Brad.....
Got my new debit card and called to activate it, I love when you get someone with a VERY think Indian accent and can't understand them. UGH.
Ed, that joke is funny!!!
Sorry you had a bad day Brad.....
Postmaster
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,151
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Hey y'all.
mark I worry about you. last guy I knew who took 600 pics at a park is now doing 5-10.
As for the pic with your dog park hotties I think the brown and white one would chew your leg off if you tried anything with her so be careful.
Oh sorry just read you were schmoozing the one in pink and white with the knee brace. Do these women know you are taking pictures or do you have a water bottle with a camera in the bottom and they all just think you are awfully thirsty.
Nolan what is up with the horse in question? I operated a horse rescue for years. I took in seized horses from law enforcement agencies. Court pending cases usually meaning it was all at my expense.
Have you been able to get any certification or degrees in equine care and management? That is a great way to climb the ladder.
mark I worry about you. last guy I knew who took 600 pics at a park is now doing 5-10.
As for the pic with your dog park hotties I think the brown and white one would chew your leg off if you tried anything with her so be careful.
Oh sorry just read you were schmoozing the one in pink and white with the knee brace. Do these women know you are taking pictures or do you have a water bottle with a camera in the bottom and they all just think you are awfully thirsty.
Nolan what is up with the horse in question? I operated a horse rescue for years. I took in seized horses from law enforcement agencies. Court pending cases usually meaning it was all at my expense.
Have you been able to get any certification or degrees in equine care and management? That is a great way to climb the ladder.
Former Vendor
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,849
Likes: 1
From: Seattle
The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her students the
following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date
having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said,
'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman
said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can
you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'
'I would say Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her students the
following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date
having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said,
'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman
said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can
you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'
'I would say Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
Post Fiend
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 10,418
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From: SpringHill,Fl
yeas, Moose, they all know I was taking pics...I talked for 10 minutes (with the lady on the right in blue shorts and white shirt) about cameras and lenses
my camera is very large with the flach and zoom lens attached...would be hard to hide it
I wasnt the only one there today taking pics
I keep a photo album with me too and show off the doggy pics
my camera is very large with the flach and zoom lens attached...would be hard to hide it
I wasnt the only one there today taking pics
I keep a photo album with me too and show off the doggy pics
