Part VI
Smokin
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BTW nobody has a dirtier mind that I do.
I can find something dirty in everything.
Post Fiend
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From: Gilbert, Az
yeah, we got a little out of hand tonight. lol.
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I have to work midnights starting tonight so I've been up so I can sleep today. And, for the record, I can also find something dirty in anything. Who else do you know that would think a nun slinging holy water could be hot?
Postmaster
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Smokin': "I wasn't hiding, I was sleeping. I have to drag myself into work at some point this morning.
That's the poorest excuse to come down the pike in a long time... don't you know there's a recession on and nobody's working?
That's the poorest excuse to come down the pike in a long time... don't you know there's a recession on and nobody's working?
Smokin
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hahaha
Smokin
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And why do they keep putting money in my bank account?
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It was actually both and it was coming from Super Soakers.....and the nuns were in cut-off habits that were wringing wet. Oh, about ten feet....talent there!
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Smokin
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You can't tell me God didn't enjoy that. Those are his ladies.
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From: The Star-Club, Hamburg
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And in the words of a late friend of mine, "I'm gonna smoke a turd in hell for that one".
Smokin
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Hey in all seriousness, I have a serious question for you about corn. Not sure what it is you grow...but I have often assumed it was corn.
My corn is about 6 1/2 feet tall, and the ears are full size now and look like they are ready, but it seems really early. How do you tell when they are ready to be picked, er...I know I'm not using the right lingo but you know what I mean. Also I have a few plants with two ears...what if one is ready and the other one isn't? As you can tell I am a corn newb.
Also I'll check back in a bit...I have wet hair and no clothes. Should probably take care of that before work.
My corn is about 6 1/2 feet tall, and the ears are full size now and look like they are ready, but it seems really early. How do you tell when they are ready to be picked, er...I know I'm not using the right lingo but you know what I mean. Also I have a few plants with two ears...what if one is ready and the other one isn't? As you can tell I am a corn newb.
Also I'll check back in a bit...I have wet hair and no clothes. Should probably take care of that before work.
