Doing pretty good, how about you!!
Part VI
Post Fiend
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From: Gilbert, Az
Evening everyone!
Just got back from taking the girls school shopping. I have no idea how people with more than 2 kids afford it, these ones just about made me broke today and we aren't even close to being done. lol.
Just got back from taking the girls school shopping. I have no idea how people with more than 2 kids afford it, these ones just about made me broke today and we aren't even close to being done. lol.
i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
that is easy to answer Cris.
when no one is looking, ya go down in the cellar and print up a fresh batch of $100 bills.
Post Fiend
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From: Gilbert, Az
Do you have a cellar I can borrow? We don't have those here in hell (Az). LOL.
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Cris how do you think I felt when my ex and I had 8? plus several others that werent ours that were just there?
That is why I like school uniforms. (big debate topic but I love them)
I miss when schools supplied everything. One year the kids even had to provide the school with wipe off markers and erasers (for teachers to use) as well as paper towels for bathrooms. wickedly rotten eh?
That is why I like school uniforms. (big debate topic but I love them)
I miss when schools supplied everything. One year the kids even had to provide the school with wipe off markers and erasers (for teachers to use) as well as paper towels for bathrooms. wickedly rotten eh?
Post Fiend
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: SpringHill,Fl
Subject: The candy with a little' hole...
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....Cherry
Yellow.....Lemon
Green.........Lime
Orange ........Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY life savers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, Spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! Spit them out! They're ***-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....Cherry
Yellow.....Lemon
Green.........Lime
Orange ........Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY life savers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, Spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! Spit them out! They're ***-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
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From: SW Virginia
Cris how do you think I felt when my ex and I had 8? plus several others that werent ours that were just there?
That is why I like school uniforms. (big debate topic but I love them)
I miss when schools supplied everything. One year the kids even had to provide the school with wipe off markers and erasers (for teachers to use) as well as paper towels for bathrooms. wickedly rotten eh?
That is why I like school uniforms. (big debate topic but I love them)
I miss when schools supplied everything. One year the kids even had to provide the school with wipe off markers and erasers (for teachers to use) as well as paper towels for bathrooms. wickedly rotten eh?
Post Fiend
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: SpringHill,Fl
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine."
"It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine."
"It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
Post Fiend
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From: Greenville SC
My children came home one year and said they each had to have four Tennis Ball's, I ask them why and they did'nt know. I called the school and they told me, are you ready for this, they said they cut a slit in them and put them on the bottom of their chair's so they don't mark the floor's!!
Post Fiend
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From: SpringHill,Fl