gmorning scott, how are you doing today?

 

Morning all!!!!

 

Doing alright, bro. Just got to work and am havi ng a couple of donuts and coffee while reading turnover reports from last night.

How's it going where you're at?

 

I will look at that next. Thanks Brent.

Good morning!!

 

G'morning kiddiez! Here is your daily dose.......ZOINKS!

YouTube - The Scooby Doo Show - A Bum Steer For Scooby Part 1/3

 

I copied this from the other site and thought y'all might enjoy it. it goes along with the wife for powerstroke thing.



My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

And she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

...

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started ...

...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at A nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and Little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first..

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And then the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....
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Good ones Brandon!

Hey I guess our OT size is back to unlimited again right? Looks like we have found a home in this section, since the sticky link finally works in 7.3

 

Those are pretty good Brandon

Yeah for the OT!

 

I have been trying to do that for a couple years now
I either forgot my user name,password or both
It was on my old puter I got rid of

 

Brandon, hilarious buddy! Love the first one, but they all were funny as hell!

 

Probably only in terms of running from them poor girls' daddies!!

 

I've actually talked with Brent and yep, he's a rude little... hahahaa!! Actually we got on great. He's my bro after all! Can't live your life worrying about offending people. It's not a reason to be a crass prat, but its one of two things I like about Vail. The powder and offending the hoidy-toidies!!! GAME ON!!

Agreed.

Keep dreaming dude....

Amen to that!!!

 

Good Morning Everyone!

Man it was like the boys side of the dorm room in here last night.

TY. I have my moments.

lol. Your dad sounds like a very wise old fella.

LMFAO! This one made me laugh audibly, I think I scared the dog.

If men could receive disability for this, our country would've been trillions in debt a long time ago.

 

Quite a few have found a change of senery does wonders and have saved the economy

 

Hahaha...Touché