Question for Duane
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Joined: Mar 2001
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From: Manhattan, KS
Coyote ugly, huh Matt?
We used to say we could troll for a date. Tie a corn ear on a rope to the bumper and drive around campus until you snagged a date when they bit onto the corn ear.
Of course on a few weekend mornings in town I've seen some girls doing the "walk of shame" looking the worse for wear as they trudged home after a late night out. Probably woke up at Matt's house. LOL
We used to say we could troll for a date. Tie a corn ear on a rope to the bumper and drive around campus until you snagged a date when they bit onto the corn ear.
Of course on a few weekend mornings in town I've seen some girls doing the "walk of shame" looking the worse for wear as they trudged home after a late night out. Probably woke up at Matt's house. LOL
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From: Abilene Kansas
no, i was usually the one doing the "shame" parts....... as i never allowed anyone to come to my pad. then i would have to worry about all of my electronics walking off and for the girl to realize how BIG of a nerd i really am............ i try to be a closet nerd, but most people figure out.
Matt
p.s. im sitting in a bar in albion nebraska, with my laptop connected to my phone (high speed sprint internet) so i can surf the internet........ yes i am a nerd, back off...... lol
Matt
p.s. im sitting in a bar in albion nebraska, with my laptop connected to my phone (high speed sprint internet) so i can surf the internet........ yes i am a nerd, back off...... lol
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Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
Its been a while since I wrote ya, I was wondering if you missed me? I have a new complaint, I have a Verison Wireless phone and I almost never have that annoying group of people follow me around from the network. Also I constantly lose calls, so it leaves me asking that if they are the the network with the fewest lost calls, then I would really hate to be the customer with the network with the most lost calls wouldn't you? By the way, who is the company with the most lost calls and why don't they advertise it that way, perhaps I would switch over to them, because I know at least that they are telling the truth.
Can you hear me now?
Marfle Laverblosuth Cathbralootsh (digital signal on my phone fading)
Its been a while since I wrote ya, I was wondering if you missed me? I have a new complaint, I have a Verison Wireless phone and I almost never have that annoying group of people follow me around from the network. Also I constantly lose calls, so it leaves me asking that if they are the the network with the fewest lost calls, then I would really hate to be the customer with the network with the most lost calls wouldn't you? By the way, who is the company with the most lost calls and why don't they advertise it that way, perhaps I would switch over to them, because I know at least that they are telling the truth.
Can you hear me now?
Marfle Laverblosuth Cathbralootsh (digital signal on my phone fading)
Hotshot
Joined: Mar 2001
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From: Manhattan, KS
Is that natural gas, methane, liquified propane, or just plane old gasoline?
I guess this should be under the questions thread.
I guess this should be under the questions thread.
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Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Newton America :-P
Dear Duane,
I have the same problem as Marfle Laverblosuth Cathbralootsh . My netork people tend to ride in my company work van, and on top, with a couple riding on the bumpers. it is very annoying. I hardly have room for any parts... and every 5 miles somone has to go to the bathroom. Plus my phone and my laptop have the same network, so I have double the people... is there anything I can do (now that Altell was bought buy them too I have no other network to go to)
Signed,
Hitting every pitstop.
I have the same problem as Marfle Laverblosuth Cathbralootsh . My netork people tend to ride in my company work van, and on top, with a couple riding on the bumpers. it is very annoying. I hardly have room for any parts... and every 5 miles somone has to go to the bathroom. Plus my phone and my laptop have the same network, so I have double the people... is there anything I can do (now that Altell was bought buy them too I have no other network to go to)
Signed,
Hitting every pitstop.
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
Its your old buddy Marfle Laverblosuth Cathbralootsh, These Verison Wireless people are really starting to weird me out. The other day I went to the restroom, and there were 60 of them jammed in the restroom asking me.. is your signal ok, can you hear us now? (well duh... your standing on my toes!!! can I have some privacy now?)
With that being said, I have a question. Why am I sitting at a computer asking you questions rather than offroading? What has my world come to?
Its your old buddy Marfle Laverblosuth Cathbralootsh, These Verison Wireless people are really starting to weird me out. The other day I went to the restroom, and there were 60 of them jammed in the restroom asking me.. is your signal ok, can you hear us now? (well duh... your standing on my toes!!! can I have some privacy now?)
With that being said, I have a question. Why am I sitting at a computer asking you questions rather than offroading? What has my world come to?
Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Newton America :-P
Dear Duane,
I have this little rash. Then it turned into blisters and sores. I went to a doctor and he said I need 10,000 dollars to remove my Pee pee. I went to another and he sai 12,000... I went to this old chinese doctor and he said " All those doctors charge too much, you don't need surgery"... I said "So I'll be fine?" Chinese doctor said "Sure it will fall off in a couple days.. no surgurey needed"
You should probably get tested. I think I infected some people in my network.
Signed Marfle
I have this little rash. Then it turned into blisters and sores. I went to a doctor and he said I need 10,000 dollars to remove my Pee pee. I went to another and he sai 12,000... I went to this old chinese doctor and he said " All those doctors charge too much, you don't need surgery"... I said "So I'll be fine?" Chinese doctor said "Sure it will fall off in a couple days.. no surgurey needed"
You should probably get tested. I think I infected some people in my network.
Signed Marfle
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Joined: Aug 2003
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From: Wichita KS
Ok guys, I realize your bored all day and need something to do and I understand that. So bieng the good friend I am I decided to help my friends in need. My MIL is looking for a new residence right now and I really think that you two should work out some kind of timeshare or joint custody for her, she could stay at Chad's till all his boredom is gone then move in with Curt for a few months. By the time Curt gets his boredom under control Chad should be ready. She could ride around with you all day in the van telling you everything you need to do to do your job right, then you go home and she is still there, telling you how to watch TV, check e-mail and even help you poop properly. Trust me guys, your life will be great after a few months with her. She can teach you exactly how to be perfect in every way like her!! That's settled, I'm gonna go let her know right now. So what's your addresses again???