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Lately I have been really tired, I feel like I have been going, going, going. I didn't know, before, but I think I now know why this is.. It seems I have been running through your mind, in your dreams and your fantasies.. Please fantasize about me less...
I have this friend named Curbis.. he works on ATM, and a few weeks ago, he was getting calls all day and all night from a lonely ATM, because the atm was programmed wrong. Someone fixed that, but now he as a friend called Chab, that got a new Blackberry phone....
Well, Duane the problem is that his friend Chab's Butt keeps Butt Dialing him with Chab's new phone.... Do you suppose we could find his Butt a date so it wouldn't be so lonely and leave my good friend Curbis alone?
Dear Duane,
Appaenrtly I have have a friend with a mental disorder. Lets call "her" "Curtsey".
"she" can't seem to make any descision for herself and has to keep post on this self help post kind of like ask Fanny. "Her" obssesion with asking for help has even started to create illusions of people's body parts using a wildly cool, new, top of the line, communication device. But those buttons are so small I can't beleive anyone's butt could dial it. "She" must just have a facination with this Chab's fanny.
Which Mental Hospital would be best for this kind of thing? The voices in my head can't agree.
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