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Old Dec 3, 2010 | 07:05 AM
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Dear Duane,

Its really getting cold in Kansas, and warmer clothing is starting to get necessary, I was thinking about purchasing a pair of gloves, some coveralls, and a ski mask.

My question is.. if I wear these into a bank that I am servicing, how long will it be before they pull the hold up button?
 
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Old Dec 3, 2010 | 09:05 AM
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Duane, does GS also need a hoody to go with his cold weather gear?
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 07:12 AM
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Dear Duane,
A buddy of mine WE'll just call him "Burtis Fitz" bought a chevy van. (Yes I know i know a chevy) but when he went to start it -- it pee'd on his leg.

Does this mean he was doing somthing immoral to the van naked? Or was the van showing signs of affection? Or was it telling him to go away?

Just wondering.

An ever loyal Ford owner.
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 07:16 AM
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Dear Duane,

I bought a Chebby Van.. is there someplace I can get therapy for such a thing?

faithful follower,

Random Reader....
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 08:19 AM
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Dear Duane,
I have this buddy that just plain stinks-- I'll call him Burtis Fitz" the smell seems to be coming from his leg and boot?

Should I be worried? What do I do if he takes up smoking? I mean we all sort of suspected him of being a flamer but not literally?


 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 08:25 AM
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Dear Duane

How do you get the smell of gasoline out of boots?
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 09:38 AM
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Dear Duane,

If you pee on your boot will the gasoline smell go away?
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 11:51 AM
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Dear Duane,

Do you suppose that Del has tried the peeing on his boot method before?
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 01:16 PM
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"I always thought Curtis smelled like gas-- now its just a different type"-- Julie Ritz
 
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Old Jan 6, 2011 | 01:17 PM
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I take 1/2 a viagra to keep from peeing on my shoes... :-)
 
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Old Oct 8, 2015 | 12:39 PM
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Dear Duane,

Its been a long incarceration, but I am out and fully recovered. Who knew it was illegal to walk up to the governor and punch him square in the mouth? I mean it feels like he really deserved it.

Now to my question.
What should I be for Halloween?
 
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Old Oct 9, 2015 | 04:58 AM
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Dear Duane:
I woke up naked in the street covered in puke -- My friends say I have a drinking problem-- but every drink hits my mouth just fine? I don't get it?
 
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Old Oct 13, 2015 | 03:56 AM
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Dear Duane: How do you whip-- How do you Nae Nae? Any advice in this rhelm of magical dance move would be greatly appreciated.
 
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 05:06 AM
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Dear Duane-- If you have you gall bladder removed are you still a complete man?
 
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:50 PM
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Dear Duane,

I have a wait problem, I really hate waiting to be rich, in fact my patience is really running really thin.
Any Advice?
 
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