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Its really getting cold in Kansas, and warmer clothing is starting to get necessary, I was thinking about purchasing a pair of gloves, some coveralls, and a ski mask.
My question is.. if I wear these into a bank that I am servicing, how long will it be before they pull the hold up button?
Dear Duane,
A buddy of mine WE'll just call him "Burtis Fitz" bought a chevy van. (Yes I know i know a chevy) but when he went to start it -- it pee'd on his leg.
Does this mean he was doing somthing immoral to the van naked? Or was the van showing signs of affection? Or was it telling him to go away?
Its been a long incarceration, but I am out and fully recovered. Who knew it was illegal to walk up to the governor and punch him square in the mouth? I mean it feels like he really deserved it.
Now to my question.
What should I be for Halloween?
Dear Duane:
I woke up naked in the street covered in puke -- My friends say I have a drinking problem-- but every drink hits my mouth just fine? I don't get it?
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