Question for Duane
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From: Wichita KS
If garrett needs to get it out of there I can bring it over here. I will be over at the said garage this weekend working on free bee so it would be nothing to throw it in the truck.
Anyways, we can get something worked out depending on where the next g2g is or something.
Anyways, we can get something worked out depending on where the next g2g is or something.
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Lead Driver
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From: Abilene Kansas
sure duane, if u want to go get it, then i will come down and see ya sometime. its about time we meet.........
than i can see chad (or whatever he is calling himself these days) as well
Matt
than i can see chad (or whatever he is calling himself these days) as well
Matt
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From: Wichita, KS
It can stay in the garage for now. It'll probably be a couple months before it needs to be gone. Believe me, it's a heavy pig with the t-case and you won't want to move it any more than you have to.
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From: Abilene Kansas
10-4. im going to try my hardest to get someone down there to pick it up. i got a brother with alot of time on his hands, i will try to get down there myself, or send him :P
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From: Newton America :-P
The third Sunday of tis month I might be in manhattan (tuttle) I can get it there if that helps...
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
My neighbor has a football shaped head, and every time I see her, I just want to kick it. I don't have any ill feelings toward her, but everytime I see a football, I just have this overwhelming feeling of wanting to kick it. I can tell she gets nervous when I start to drool every time I see her leathery face, but it must be some kind of way my brain is programmed, this has effected my girlfriend's and my relationship, because everytime the neighbor is watering the yard, I am staring out the window drooling. My girlfriend thinks I have a crush on our neighbor, and the truth is that I just go over and over in my head that I am sitting at the 40 yard line and everything is falling into place and I am kicking that superbowl winning goal. I am not sure how much longer I can resist this temptation. Please give me some of your wonderful advice.
signed
Football Fan #1
What? I thought this was like a Dear Abby column.. only titled Questions for Duane..
My neighbor has a football shaped head, and every time I see her, I just want to kick it. I don't have any ill feelings toward her, but everytime I see a football, I just have this overwhelming feeling of wanting to kick it. I can tell she gets nervous when I start to drool every time I see her leathery face, but it must be some kind of way my brain is programmed, this has effected my girlfriend's and my relationship, because everytime the neighbor is watering the yard, I am staring out the window drooling. My girlfriend thinks I have a crush on our neighbor, and the truth is that I just go over and over in my head that I am sitting at the 40 yard line and everything is falling into place and I am kicking that superbowl winning goal. I am not sure how much longer I can resist this temptation. Please give me some of your wonderful advice.
signed
Football Fan #1
What? I thought this was like a Dear Abby column.. only titled Questions for Duane..
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I fail to see how buying a new set of football cletes and shoulder pads are going to cure my problem, but I do like you idea of buying shades for the windows.
To make matters worse, the neighbor was out watering her lawn yesterday and saw me staring at her in the window, and she took off running to the house, but tripped on the garden hose, now she has stiches... I have always heard you should kick laces up, but this it really starting to bother me!?!
Help!!!
Football Fan #1
I fail to see how buying a new set of football cletes and shoulder pads are going to cure my problem, but I do like you idea of buying shades for the windows.
To make matters worse, the neighbor was out watering her lawn yesterday and saw me staring at her in the window, and she took off running to the house, but tripped on the garden hose, now she has stiches... I have always heard you should kick laces up, but this it really starting to bother me!?!
Help!!!
Football Fan #1
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
Again I am unsure of your advice, why should I mount goal posts in my yard? I am beginning to think you are giving bad advice on your column. I am trying to prevent any problems with my neighbor, not be tempted to have an confrontations with her. I have checked myself into a shrink, and have hired armed guards to protect the neighbor from myself. However being the football fan that I am, that goal post sure does look nice in my front yard. I figured that I have all the other accessories now, I might as well get me a football helmet.. but the police won't let me into the sporting goods store anymore, so I picked up a motorcycle helmet at Walmart.
The feeling is still there, but I believe I have been able to stop myself from wanting to kick her so bad, I don't like bullets flying at my head..
Starting to recover,
Football Fan #1
Again I am unsure of your advice, why should I mount goal posts in my yard? I am beginning to think you are giving bad advice on your column. I am trying to prevent any problems with my neighbor, not be tempted to have an confrontations with her. I have checked myself into a shrink, and have hired armed guards to protect the neighbor from myself. However being the football fan that I am, that goal post sure does look nice in my front yard. I figured that I have all the other accessories now, I might as well get me a football helmet.. but the police won't let me into the sporting goods store anymore, so I picked up a motorcycle helmet at Walmart.
The feeling is still there, but I believe I have been able to stop myself from wanting to kick her so bad, I don't like bullets flying at my head..
Starting to recover,
Football Fan #1
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
They put me in jail, once the shrink declared me insane, but its not so bad, I have cable TV, a recliner, a fridge full of beer, a private bathroom, a golf course, a gym membership, 6 square meals per day, a dental plan, a padded room, posters on the wall, I get to have lunch with Celebrities and Football players.
I have taken to a new show on TV in the evenings I think its called Family Guy, or something like that, I have this strange obsession with the boy called Stewy.... I think its cause his head is shaped like a football, but I am not sure...
Recovery is coming nicely,
Football Fan #5
They put me in jail, once the shrink declared me insane, but its not so bad, I have cable TV, a recliner, a fridge full of beer, a private bathroom, a golf course, a gym membership, 6 square meals per day, a dental plan, a padded room, posters on the wall, I get to have lunch with Celebrities and Football players.
I have taken to a new show on TV in the evenings I think its called Family Guy, or something like that, I have this strange obsession with the boy called Stewy.... I think its cause his head is shaped like a football, but I am not sure...
Recovery is coming nicely,
Football Fan #5
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I just got out of the pokey, and feel I am fully recovered, even though your advice seemed wrong at the time, I didn't understand the method, but I think I do now. I want to thank you for all your help. I don't know if it was the repeated beatings from other inmates, or the abuse I suffered from the guards, but I am completely reformed.
On another subject, I realized I never saw a picture of you on your column, and began to wonder what you look like, I can only imagine, if I was to guess I would guess your head to be shaped more like a Soccer ball..
Talk to ya soon...
Soccer Fan #1
I just got out of the pokey, and feel I am fully recovered, even though your advice seemed wrong at the time, I didn't understand the method, but I think I do now. I want to thank you for all your help. I don't know if it was the repeated beatings from other inmates, or the abuse I suffered from the guards, but I am completely reformed.
On another subject, I realized I never saw a picture of you on your column, and began to wonder what you look like, I can only imagine, if I was to guess I would guess your head to be shaped more like a Soccer ball..
Talk to ya soon...
Soccer Fan #1
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I have a friend that has a plumbing problem, He makes poop jokes all the time, and has viscious smelling toots... He constantly calls me and tells me his work van smells like rotting eggs, and when we ride in a vehicle together, there is always a green tint to the air. He blames it on cow lots, but I never knew there were cow lots on every street corner in every town, in every state..
I also am starting to worry about him and his Sponge Bob undies.. It seems he has some kind of obsession with them. I heard he even paraded down the hallway to the front desk of a motel one night in them, simply because the front desk sent him his evening escort that he had ordered.
A friend in need is a friend in deed,
Gas mask wearer..
I have a friend that has a plumbing problem, He makes poop jokes all the time, and has viscious smelling toots... He constantly calls me and tells me his work van smells like rotting eggs, and when we ride in a vehicle together, there is always a green tint to the air. He blames it on cow lots, but I never knew there were cow lots on every street corner in every town, in every state..
I also am starting to worry about him and his Sponge Bob undies.. It seems he has some kind of obsession with them. I heard he even paraded down the hallway to the front desk of a motel one night in them, simply because the front desk sent him his evening escort that he had ordered.
A friend in need is a friend in deed,
Gas mask wearer..