Question for Duane
Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Newton America :-P
Dear Duane,
I know the reason you have not answered any advice questions is because yesterday you where working on a Highly important project, but I didn't see a progress update.
Signed a pointy shoed elf.
I know the reason you have not answered any advice questions is because yesterday you where working on a Highly important project, but I didn't see a progress update.
Signed a pointy shoed elf.
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Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 20,790
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From: Newton America :-P
Dear Duane,
I know a guy whom is measurement challenged. He drained the fluid in a Heep and said only a little over half a quart came out. The he read the book and it said it was supposed to only hold 3 pints. (after he tried to put 2 quarts in. Is this the new Metric system I am hearing about?
Signed.. it must be a jeep thing.
I know a guy whom is measurement challenged. He drained the fluid in a Heep and said only a little over half a quart came out. The he read the book and it said it was supposed to only hold 3 pints. (after he tried to put 2 quarts in. Is this the new Metric system I am hearing about?
Signed.. it must be a jeep thing.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 20,790
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From: Newton America :-P
Dear Duane,
Yesterday while driving I saw a LLama on the road. I looked up on line and it said LLamas only lived in the Himalayas, so how lost was I. Or How lost was he? (or she --- well no it would have to be a he because a she would have asked for directions)
Signed need a GPS, Middle of Knowwhere
Yesterday while driving I saw a LLama on the road. I looked up on line and it said LLamas only lived in the Himalayas, so how lost was I. Or How lost was he? (or she --- well no it would have to be a he because a she would have asked for directions)
Signed need a GPS, Middle of Knowwhere
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,836
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I am familiar with that guy that "it must be a jeep thing" is referring to. Well, its not just the guy turning the wrenches that is measurement challenged. Cause I know that guy took his Haynes Manual in to Car Quest with him and was double checking about putting ATF in the transfer case, and asked about which one was best, then the guy behind the counter asked him how much he needed, then before he could answer, the counter guy looks up and says.. oh, here it says three pints, so he went to the shelf, and brought that guy back three quarts.
I am familiar with that guy that "it must be a jeep thing" is referring to. Well, its not just the guy turning the wrenches that is measurement challenged. Cause I know that guy took his Haynes Manual in to Car Quest with him and was double checking about putting ATF in the transfer case, and asked about which one was best, then the guy behind the counter asked him how much he needed, then before he could answer, the counter guy looks up and says.. oh, here it says three pints, so he went to the shelf, and brought that guy back three quarts.
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,836
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I have been in similar situations as that guy known as GPS. There was one time I was driving down I 70 between the Manhattan exit and the Alma exit, and looked off the side of the road and realized I was lost somewhere in Africa. There was an entire herd of camels. It seems like I would have used much more fuel to get from Kansas to Africa and back again in such a short time.
signed,
World traveler.
I have been in similar situations as that guy known as GPS. There was one time I was driving down I 70 between the Manhattan exit and the Alma exit, and looked off the side of the road and realized I was lost somewhere in Africa. There was an entire herd of camels. It seems like I would have used much more fuel to get from Kansas to Africa and back again in such a short time.
signed,
World traveler.
Hotshot
Joined: Mar 2001
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From: Manhattan, KS
Dear Duane,
Did you ever see those camels? I heard the were imported especially for some guy from Newton that had a special appreciation for their unique qualities. Is that the truth?
Those two old ladies with advice columns, don't their daughters write the answers now? Maybe you could have one of your kids answer if you aren't able to. Is that possible?
signed,
Just "Wandering" in the wilderness
Did you ever see those camels? I heard the were imported especially for some guy from Newton that had a special appreciation for their unique qualities. Is that the truth?
Those two old ladies with advice columns, don't their daughters write the answers now? Maybe you could have one of your kids answer if you aren't able to. Is that possible?
signed,
Just "Wandering" in the wilderness
Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Newton America :-P
Dear duane,
I thought about the idea of having you kids give advice... One would be fine.. But to quote somone, the other is "too lazy for welfare". Then there is the boys.
Signed still speechless
I thought about the idea of having you kids give advice... One would be fine.. But to quote somone, the other is "too lazy for welfare". Then there is the boys.
Signed still speechless
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,836
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
My dog drags his butt all over the yard, my vet says its some glands in his behind that get plugged and irritate him. The vet tells me it is something that she can teach me how to do, but I have absolutely no interest in. That's why I pay her to do it right?
Where my problems start is that when the cute little receptionist keeps asking me when I want to make appointment for the next "**** sacks" excretion. My 5th grade mind keeps hearing her say it a little bit differently, and I am not so sure she isn't saying it wrong just to torment me. I have to fight hard not to bust up laughing every time she says it. There was one time she said it about 5 times during the conversation, and I almost peed myself trying to fight off the laugh..
sick minded and loving it,
Lay-Z-dog owner.
My dog drags his butt all over the yard, my vet says its some glands in his behind that get plugged and irritate him. The vet tells me it is something that she can teach me how to do, but I have absolutely no interest in. That's why I pay her to do it right?
Where my problems start is that when the cute little receptionist keeps asking me when I want to make appointment for the next "**** sacks" excretion. My 5th grade mind keeps hearing her say it a little bit differently, and I am not so sure she isn't saying it wrong just to torment me. I have to fight hard not to bust up laughing every time she says it. There was one time she said it about 5 times during the conversation, and I almost peed myself trying to fight off the laugh..
sick minded and loving it,
Lay-Z-dog owner.