Question for Duane
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Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane..
I have been having withdrawls from your news articles. I hope you have been finding Whyoming comfy! Hows the MIL treating you? It's been so long since we have heard any horror stories about her.
now on to my question.
I was looking in the neighor's window, and she was using a "As seen on TV" Shakeweight in the most peculiar fashion..I thought it would have knocked out her teeth... It kind of got me excited.. so......should I buy my wife one in peach color, or black?
I have been having withdrawls from your news articles. I hope you have been finding Whyoming comfy! Hows the MIL treating you? It's been so long since we have heard any horror stories about her.
now on to my question.
I was looking in the neighor's window, and she was using a "As seen on TV" Shakeweight in the most peculiar fashion..I thought it would have knocked out her teeth... It kind of got me excited.. so......should I buy my wife one in peach color, or black?
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Joined: Aug 2003
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From: Wichita KS
Dear curtis.... To start go to the local wal-mart and buy a map, I live in south dakota not "whyoming" :-). As far as the neighbor with the shake weight, in light of the struggling economy you should try the "DIY shake weight". Its probly much smaller than the actual device however it comes with a built in timer so you know when your session is complete!
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane..
in the previous update, you mentioned you lived in South Dakota.. and mentioned I should buy a map, so I went to Walmart and bought a map.. I couldn't find you anywhere on the map, but when I did Google Earth, I could see a satellite picture of your MIL!!! Just then. my computer crashed.
in the previous update, you mentioned you lived in South Dakota.. and mentioned I should buy a map, so I went to Walmart and bought a map.. I couldn't find you anywhere on the map, but when I did Google Earth, I could see a satellite picture of your MIL!!! Just then. my computer crashed.
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Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
Is it rude to burp the alphabet out loud in the middle of prayer if its not your church, and if its not your denomination? How about if the guy next to you is snoring so loud you can't hear the priest anyhow? What if that guy soring next to you is Flip?
Also, is it better to have loved and lost? or to have shot the woman in the first place?
Is it rude to burp the alphabet out loud in the middle of prayer if its not your church, and if its not your denomination? How about if the guy next to you is snoring so loud you can't hear the priest anyhow? What if that guy soring next to you is Flip?
Also, is it better to have loved and lost? or to have shot the woman in the first place?
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Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane?
If ruining the Ozone layer would cause global warming, is it wrong to use a Honda Prius for an RTI ramp? Seems like we all would like to be a little warmer..
Oh.. and...
Hows the Oompa Loompa?
If ruining the Ozone layer would cause global warming, is it wrong to use a Honda Prius for an RTI ramp? Seems like we all would like to be a little warmer..
Oh.. and...
Hows the Oompa Loompa?
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I have a friend (lets call him Chab) that toots a lot. Sometimes they are silent and deadly, sometimes they are loud like a train horn and deadly.
I don't have any questions this time, just an observation.
I have a friend (lets call him Chab) that toots a lot. Sometimes they are silent and deadly, sometimes they are loud like a train horn and deadly.
I don't have any questions this time, just an observation.
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
I have a friend with a loud train horn on his big white F250.. He sneaks up behind ya all nice and quiet, then BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! Some times I wonder if it is his horn or our friend Chab I was referring to in yesterday's article.
I have a friend with a loud train horn on his big white F250.. He sneaks up behind ya all nice and quiet, then BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! Some times I wonder if it is his horn or our friend Chab I was referring to in yesterday's article.
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Dear Duane,
my friend Chab talks about the attack of the Zombies, and how he plans to move out to the mountains and shoot zombies from the mountain tops, I think he is nuts.. I think Zombies are already dead, so what good will shooting them do? But just incase he is right, can you send me a truck load of ammunition and a bunch of long range rifles?
my friend Chab talks about the attack of the Zombies, and how he plans to move out to the mountains and shoot zombies from the mountain tops, I think he is nuts.. I think Zombies are already dead, so what good will shooting them do? But just incase he is right, can you send me a truck load of ammunition and a bunch of long range rifles?