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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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From: horicon Wi
Originally Posted by Smokin'
I was surprised when you posted that you had been in a fight. You didn't seem like that kind of kid. Glad it was only a joke Jake.
Gotta have a little fun by being random every now and then.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
I am bro, thanks for caring. Another bad thing about this week, the meds that they gave me make me have weird dreams. I had one where I had Jezebel stuck out on a beach, and the tide was coming in. I was calling Susan on her cell, to help me pull her out, but she drove right by me laughing.
We got the RHN now. I have stupid dreams like that often. Then you wake up, sit straight up in the bed and look around and realize it was just a dream.
Originally Posted by Smokin'
I just kept thinking to myself *Christmas spirit * Christmas spirit * Christmas spirit* and then I asked God if this was some kind of test but he didn't answer.

Snow is fun, for the first few weeks. After that it starts to become a hassle. The plow came by today for the first time ever. Now there is a giant mountain of snow at the bottom of the driveway.
Unfortunately there's a whole lot of them out there that are not tests from God. Around here snow doesn't hang around that long.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
I think I'm gonna wear that top, middle button out.....tonight.

I hope.
Have a FUN time pressing those buttons tonight!!!

Originally Posted by Smokin'
Uh...do those come in "control a man" versions for us girls? on mine the hurry up button needs to be bigger, and instead of + - breasts...it would say + - uh..nevermind.
I think they do come in a version for us I like your thinking with the + -
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:16 PM
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Woo hoo it feels nice to be home!


Lisa, kudo's for biting your tongue, your a better person then I

Jacob, I wont give ya advise about fighting at school haha. I was a *** in school, I stuck up for lots of the "little guys" and got into a few fights cause of it. I did kinda feel like robin hood though, instead of taking from the rich and giving to the poor, I just stuck up for the little guy

Oh and once in awhile i got into a fight cause I was an *** too haha
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Markadeck
Now y'all keep in mind that I've been in all 50 states several times over. It is really obvious that a pair of retarded brothers travel from new PO to new PO and design their parking lots for them.

Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
I agree, the idiot brothers must think everyone drives a little car that is only 8ft long, not a crew cab long bed.
its like that everywhere now, all the new parking lots are tiny and a pain to get around in. Hell even the new roads down here are getting narrower.


Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
I feel much better today, thank you for asking. It's been a rough week though. Went to the doctor on Tuesday and they couldn't believe that I drove myself there. They weren't going to let me leave on my own but I eventually talked them into it. 102+ fever from Tuesday to last night. Lots of chills and sweating. We're good to go now though and Hunter is here at my house, where he belongs.

For dinner, Susan and I are going out for sushi.



I'm gonna send him to collection. Bitch better have my money!

Glad to hear your doing better Scott.

That Pic is funny as hell too

Originally Posted by Smokin'
I just kept thinking to myself *Christmas spirit * Christmas spirit * Christmas spirit* and then I asked God if this was some kind of test but he didn't answer.
I would have failed that test, your a better person than I am. I already get enough crap from people thinking Im some spoiled kid. Funny thing is Ive worked alot harder than any of these people have for what I own.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:34 PM
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I remember some folks talking about cameras the other day and I came across this one Stylus 770 SW Anybody have any opinions on this? My Sony has taken a beating and the shutter doesnt open or close right.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Markadeck
Who just extrudes sexuality without even trying?
I know, I know, I do. Sorry about that.....
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:47 PM
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This was posted in the Happy Holidays Thread

The man that posted it does not fool with us in here, and very few of us go into the Club, so I thought it was worth dragging over here.




This happened about 30 minutes ago. I watched it all go down and it fits with "Happy Holidays My ***" These two got their *** in a jamb trying to ruin someone's Christmas.

Two punks attempted to take a lady's pocketbook at the local Wendy's. Two guys at the tire shop nearby seen the comotion and came to her rescue, the two punks resisted and refused to give her the pocketbook back,

Well, the two punks were not in too great of shape when the police arrived. The little lady was sitting there on one, holding her pocketbook, her foot propped on the other. She told the police that two guardian angels came to her rescue. As the ambulance loaded the two punks into the wagon, she stood there smiling at the two guys at the shop. The police were looking our way (I was not involved) as we smiled back. There was seven or eight of us there. The lady was in earshot when they ask us what happened. One of the Advenging Angels told the cops that we heard a lot of painfull yelling and when we came out, the lady was sitting on them. She just smiled even bigger as she walked to her car.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:54 PM
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Thats a great story Mark. Relay that to the fella that posted it!
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 06:55 PM
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Good story Mark.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Markadeck
Now y'all keep in mind that I've been in all 50 states several times over. It is really obvious that a pair of retarded brothers travel from new PO to new PO and design their parking lots for them.
While I haven't been to a PO but probly 4 times in the last 20 years I still don't know what idiot designs parking spaces
Here in naples everybody drives their little grocery getters to the store snd few truck if I want to I can put my dually in a parking space but where i live in GA & NC where there are lots of trucks if I get in a parking space the inside wheels are on the lines and both duals in other spaces with the nose have way in the drive lane
If I don't use a handicap space I just park diagonally in two spaces
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 07:04 PM
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Thats a great story Mark. Relay that to the fella that posted it!
Will do Sheldon, and you just caused me to notice you have no Supporter badge??? Wow. I say that just because of your huge number of posts. Other than that it's none of my business.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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Yeah i have been meaning to renew my supporter badge. Seems like just havent remembered to get to it yet.

Just got a new credit card today from when my truck got broken into the other day, so I have no excuse now haha.
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 07:12 PM
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great story Mark
 
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Old Dec 19, 2008 | 07:20 PM
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I think I have a snow solution that will make everyone happy.

I have snow. Y'all want snow. Come haul it away and it's yours!

1 shortbed full minimum no maximum. Supplies limited!
 
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