Why would you need to get it to go? you would have plenty of time to sit down and have a nice relaxing meal.

 

Hey I didn't buy the booze that time. My friend did, but that night I drank mostly beer.

 

Man, that's great!! Now if a few more states would just get with it. Namely NY and CA.

 

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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to
seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist
Dr. Chang.


So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your
crose.'
The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'
So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed
Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary
Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your ***.

 

Alright in that case your ok. How old are you now? I got a killer drink recipe I could give you...

Thats pretty funny Mark

 

I can't condone this. I'm sorry. He's 16, and has just started driving.

 

Thats the reason Im asking, Knowing that now I wouldnt have even mentioned it. Sorry Jacob, maybe in a few year.

 

all them spiced rum a already mixed not much more alcohol than beer
I like bacardi and barqs root beer,tastes like captain with a little kick

 

Greetings everybody. . .
Its been a while. Its been an incredibly rough 3 weeks or so since the last time I posted. . . but on the bright side. . . I'm picking up an 02 Mustang GT tonight just like the last one I had. So I'm kinda excited. Welp hello to you all, anything new I should know about?
Timmy

 

What's happening? The same strange thing happens everyday about 6:00 p.m. Eastern time. The OT thread falls flat on it's face. Anyone have a clue why?

 

What happened Timmy? I thought you were down in FL?

Same old BSing goin on in here basiclly thats all. Congrats on the mustang, will be waiting to pics of it too.

 

Driving drunk is STUPID thats why if I drive to a party I will hide my keys in the truck somewhere, but if I hide em too good theres a hide a key somewhere on the truck.

 

Yes, I just CANT stop talking about you...

Timmy....everything okay? You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.

Ohh Sonic cheeseburger...damn that sounds good. I don't eat fast food and sometimes it just sounds so good...but i'd regret it later it usually makes me sick!

 

I really was not even thinking drunk driving. There are even worse things than that. Is there a history of alcoholism in your family? If there is, starting any serious drinking at any age is not a good idea, but of course the younger you are the worse chance you're taking.

 

For all of us that have the Biography Channel (266) on Direct TV, there is a show on that a lot of us may like at 9:00 Eastern tonight. Johnny Cash's America.