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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
hhahahaaha - i did that once, but not on purpose - i was in a club in Madrid and asked for a rum & coke - then corrected myself (i thought) and specified "Malibu" - so i ended up with a tall glass of Malibu only, over ice... i just laughed and sipped at it - now, Spanish ladies are very friendly to begin with, but that somehow "upped the ante".....
Note to the single guys... get to Madrid and go clubbing before you settle down... trust me on this one... you WILL NOT regret it...
Note to the single guys... get to Madrid and go clubbing before you settle down... trust me on this one... you WILL NOT regret it...
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From: The Great North~West!
I put my Malibu in a Figi Water bottle. That way I can walk on the beach at sunset, sip on my Figi Water, and no one is the wiser!!! If I do mix it, which is VERY rare for me to use mixers, I put it in Apricot Nectar. Very fruity and tasty,,, like those drinks you get in Hawaii that taste like nothing but kick your butt later!!!
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Smokin
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Kinda makes me feel sorry for you guys.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Thank you for your sympathy, but I think you have several body parts that are beyond your brains control whether you know it or not. But yours can be controlled by proper clothing.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Hypothetically, you're an ambulance crew with paramedic training and you're in Texas. You have a death row inmate as your passenger near death on his way to the hospital. He's been milking the appeals system for years, he flatlines in your ambulance. What do you do??
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From: Buckingham, IA
OT- Blind pilots
Just had to share this:
Two blind pilots
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're
headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
Two blind pilots
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're
headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Don't Mess With Texas.
Texas death row seeing 12 executions over 6 weeks - Boston.com
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From: Brinklow Md
We were just talking about this thread thats all.
