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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Try on a laugh for size Lisa
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[IMG]aoladp://MA24540135-0001/image0011.jpg[/IMG]Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
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So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two *******s.'
'What? He had two *******s?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Bubba with them two *******s.'
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[IMG]aoladp://MA24540135-0001/image0011.jpg[/IMG]Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
</td></tr></tbody></table>
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two *******s.'
'What? He had two *******s?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Bubba with them two *******s.'
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O, that comment, sorry about that, I have seen you in person and know that your are truly smokin. I would not have made the comment if I had not known what you looked like as somebody would take offence to the fact that I am blindly judging them. I take back that comment, forgive me?
Sorry. I have some confidence issues and I need to learn to take a joke.
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
She's had a rough year and I just want to make her smile.....
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lol. Well, at least my legs gets action.
Im wondering what you've been up to the past couple nights...
Maybe he has a reason to be thankful.
Sorry Mark it was in a different thread.
Maybe he has a reason to be thankful. Sorry Mark it was in a different thread.
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You Bast**d! haha
And something for Lisa to contemplate!!
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin - That time of the year every pumpkin fears - on Bore...
And something for Lisa to contemplate!!
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin - That time of the year every pumpkin fears - on Bore...
Now that's funny!! Oh my!!
How's your class going today??
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From: Parker, CO
You have no reason to have confidence issues. You good looking, and climbing over my truck, that was hot! I was pondering if I should ask you out to dinner after you helped me, but didn't cuz I thought you had a boyfriend. Please don't take me as a serious guy, I joke non stop, I am really sorry for what I said.
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From: Gilbert, Az
That is very sweet of you. Can I clone you?????
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Nothing wrong with fishing!! Seriously, I would say that most of us have that issue to some degree. And for those of you that do not...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
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That is very sweet of you. Can I clone you?????
You have no reason to have confidence issues. You good looking, and climbing over my truck, that was hot! I was pondering if I should ask you out to dinner after you helped me, but didn't cuz I thought you had a boyfriend. Please don't take me as a serious guy, I joke non stop, I am really sorry for what I said.
Yes, everyone has a self-confidence issue, whether it is their looks, smarts or abilities.