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Damn, it is COLD here this morning. 2 degrees with a wind chill of -14. Wonder if the old diesel is going to start. Got to go to the bank. Wonder if I will meet old painted face today. Hope so.......
The windchill can be felt now, lots of sticky snow on the highways making it very slippery.
All in all, a beautiful forecast is in store for the next 4-5 days. Gotta love that!
windy here too... only -3 though, just went out in my t-shirt...feels like july...
bought some new carpet for our bedroom...just go to install it now and there's a big hole in the middle of the roll oh well, tonights plans changed already!!
It`s really drifting here so I moved the snow piles to prevent further build up in our yard. It`s so nice out I didn`t really need to have the heater going!
Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their shopping carts around Costco when they collide.
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> The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
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> 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
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> The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
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> The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top. 'What does your wife look like?'
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> The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
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Good one Sherm.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.