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Originally Posted by oneminizut
I got this woman from the streets of Seattle. Now I call her my wife. She gives me everything I need except for a decent life. But I love her for some reason, even though she's always out skeezn' and I wish I could find my way back.
Is that close to a haiku?
Is that close to a haiku?
John looks so pretty
In that dress he's beautiful
Prettier than me
They are best if they don't rhyme
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From: Graham, WA
Your just giving them ammo babe. Your supposed to be helping me put together a Womans chapter where men can't bother them hooker.
Oh, I forgot I'm an Elder... I don't have to sink to your NJ turnpike level.
Hold on, the whole time you've been thinking of a comeback I've been rallying women across the US
Oh, I forgot I'm an Elder... I don't have to sink to your NJ turnpike level.
Hold on, the whole time you've been thinking of a comeback I've been rallying women across the US
Last edited by oneminizut; Apr 5, 2007 at 12:10 AM.
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Cmon Tom, you actually think Western would take someone like me??? At lest I take the right medications to keep me that sane!
Dammit, Im posting on my wifes PC.... Its actually John but I've been busy playing video games.
How the heck do you sign out so I can use this comp. for my profile while I use the two other comps.?
Dammit, Im posting on my wifes PC.... Its actually John but I've been busy playing video games.
How the heck do you sign out so I can use this comp. for my profile while I use the two other comps.?
Last edited by emmyndex; Apr 5, 2007 at 03:27 AM.
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From: Graham, WA
Originally Posted by emmyndex
Cmon Tom, you actually think Western would take someone like me??? At lest I take the right medications to keep me that sane!
Dammit, Im posting on my wifes PC.... Its actually John but I've been busy playing video games.
How the heck do you sign out so I can use this comp. for my profile while I use the two other comps.?
Dammit, Im posting on my wifes PC.... Its actually John but I've been busy playing video games.
How the heck do you sign out so I can use this comp. for my profile while I use the two other comps.?
Later bro, or sister, or whatever you are without the duct tape.
John
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From: Living under the bosses d
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From: WA Resident
Originally Posted by MARTYSTOWRIG
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From: The Great North~West!
Originally Posted by RexB
That'd be Marty doing the scaring 
So that's really the reason? Like you gals don't ever talk about guys in a devilish way? Lol, I know better after hanging out with my sister and her sorority friends -- they made me blush and that's after being in the Navy a few years. Swearin' like sailors and twice as funny.
So that's really the reason? Like you gals don't ever talk about guys in a devilish way? Lol, I know better after hanging out with my sister and her sorority friends -- they made me blush and that's after being in the Navy a few years. Swearin' like sailors and twice as funny.
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From: Graham, WA
Originally Posted by emmyndex
Sigh, I wish they would deploy you too so I could get a good night's sleep...
You're so cute!
You're so cute!I think everyone in this forum knows I would gladly fight for the U.S.
Unfortunately I'm a little old to take orders...
All I want is to deploy and bring the POW's from Nam back home.
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Originally Posted by oneminizut
Look hooker,
I think everyone in this forum knows I would gladly fight for the U.S.
Unfortunately I'm a little old to take orders...
All I want is to deploy and bring the POW's from Nam back home.
I think everyone in this forum knows I would gladly fight for the U.S.
Unfortunately I'm a little old to take orders...
All I want is to deploy and bring the POW's from Nam back home.