Night shift check in
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Morning Peppy 
Nawww I dont work for UPS just a Dale Jarrett fan.. I would love to work for UPS they have it nice!! Just awake to look at my "adult" content and FTE before the little one wakes up
Nawww I dont work for UPS just a Dale Jarrett fan.. I would love to work for UPS they have it nice!! Just awake to look at my "adult" content and FTE before the little one wakes up
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Originally Posted by Birdhunter1
Hey Taz, if you read Peppy's post above you could ship some of your coffee right now for next day delivery and it wold get here like right now, but you wold have to ship it tommorrow which is yesterday or something, all I know is I could go for a cup of coffee but I forgot to replenish my suppy here and I can't leave this area, and if I called the campus police they'd laugh at me. If you would just go ship it in an hour I'd get it 10 minutes ago and already having to pee by now. I knew you UPS guys were good at your job.
Hey Bird
Uhmmmm you lost me right after you said hey taz 
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Shock Collar equipment......wow, your serious about staying up late. You are one devoted FTE user willing to use shock therapy to stay online.
I'm talking about for birddogs. I stay awake by wiping tabasco sauce across my eyelids so that everytime my eyelids shut it burns like hell and it wakes me back up. That and the meth I always pack in with me seem to work well with each other.
I'm talking about for birddogs. I stay awake by wiping tabasco sauce across my eyelids so that everytime my eyelids shut it burns like hell and it wakes me back up. That and the meth I always pack in with me seem to work well with each other.
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Taz.....post #325
Meth and tobassco......I woulda have never thought of on my own.
Shock collars on dogs.......never met a dog that could type.......so your saying, in theory, that this might not be you.......it could really be one of your dogs covering your FTE shift as you sleep.....therfore, foolin us all.
You got some smart canines.
Meth and tobassco......I woulda have never thought of on my own.
Shock collars on dogs.......never met a dog that could type.......so your saying, in theory, that this might not be you.......it could really be one of your dogs covering your FTE shift as you sleep.....therfore, foolin us all.
You got some smart canines.
Last edited by peppy; Oct 3, 2004 at 04:23 AM.
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Originally Posted by truckertaz
Morning Peppy
Nawww I dont work for UPS just a Dale Jarrett fan.. I would love to work for UPS they have it nice!! Just awake to look at my "adult" content and FTE before the little one wakes up
Nawww I dont work for UPS just a Dale Jarrett fan.. I would love to work for UPS they have it nice!! Just awake to look at my "adult" content and FTE before the little one wakes up
Actually.......I dont think I like either. But I know for sure not to ship USPS.
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Speaking of the wonderbra USPS I got a birthday card in jan 2004 from my dad that was mailed june 89 I wonder how they got the nick name snail mail
I wonder how they got the nick name snail mail
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Nope no dog keeps me awake here. I was kidding about the meth and tabasco sauce toom though either woudl work but considering I'd like to keep this job for a long time I wouldn't try the meth thing and since I'd like to keep my sight I wouldn't try the tabasco sauce thing.
I am now boycotting Taz, I thought you were a UPS guy. First you said you were a night shifter, then you had us all believing you were a UPS guy, what next you hate Fords. You're starting to sound like a politician I saw on TV the other night.
Just Kidding.............Maybe!
I am now boycotting Taz, I thought you were a UPS guy. First you said you were a night shifter, then you had us all believing you were a UPS guy, what next you hate Fords. You're starting to sound like a politician I saw on TV the other night.
Just Kidding.............Maybe!
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Originally Posted by Birdhunter1
I am now boycotting Taz, I thought you were a UPS guy. First you said you were a night shifter, then you had us all believing you were a UPS guy, what next you hate Fords. You're starting to sound like a politician I saw on TV the other night.
Just Kidding.............Maybe!
Just Kidding.............Maybe!
Bird I think your the politician
Let me correct those misinformed statements... I never said I worked for UPS you ASSumed I did because of my avatar, I never said I was an overnighter you ASSumed I was because I was on so early in the morning... Hell I married a FORD, have the blue oval tattooed on my arm.. In fact I think I clearly stated numerous time I dont work for UPS and was an early morning driver PAY ATTENTION DANG NABBIT!!!!
ps just flipping you crap
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Its all good Bird, dogs all hopped up on meth, sniffin tobassco, hittin the shock collar.........like a chicken on a hot plate.
Could be worse.........I'm eatin frozen White Castles, multitudes of little tiny candy bars, drinkin coffee, and waking people up making them work. It doesnt get much more sadistic than that.
What I cant figure out is how people sniff white out.......I got this stuff in a tape dispenser lookin thing.....everytime I snort it I end up witht his line of whiteout tape up my nose.
Could be worse.........I'm eatin frozen White Castles, multitudes of little tiny candy bars, drinkin coffee, and waking people up making them work. It doesnt get much more sadistic than that.
What I cant figure out is how people sniff white out.......I got this stuff in a tape dispenser lookin thing.....everytime I snort it I end up witht his line of whiteout tape up my nose.
