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Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:23 PM
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Lol, you got skills too, Matt, I might be the only one here that hasn't figured it out yet.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:24 PM
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Where the hell is Amy looking? One eye is looking at the camera and the other one must be looking at that 20lb honey glaze ham. 😂

Wife came out to me watching 1000lb sisters. She thinks I’m nuts now.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ForCal
Lol, you got skills too, Matt, I might be the only one here that hasn't figured it out yet.
You’re F’in in it to win it. You are above memes. 😂
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:26 PM
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Yep, night work for me!
Work at home by day, then my real job at night.

Which street corner are you on tonight? 🤣

Too easy. Couldn’t pass it up.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:27 PM
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Damn, I'm at work, wish I'd DVR'D that one!
Thanks for the reminder. I need to login to work and check on things.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:27 PM
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Got a real fun one a couple threads down.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Which street corner are you on tonight? 🤣

Too easy. Couldn’t pass it up.
got me on that one!
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:30 PM
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Gotta run, I'll check back in later! Be cool!
 
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Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ForCal
Got a real fun one a couple threads down.
The blog one? How ironic that the mod had to move it to the right forum. 😂. I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Where the hell is Amy looking? One eye is looking at the camera and the other one must be looking at that 20lb honey glaze ham. 😂

Wife came out to me watching 1000lb sisters. She thinks I’m nuts now.
Yes, it's kind of like trying not to look at the wreck as you're driving by.....
On another note, my wife bought our 2 year old grand daughter (our daughter's little girl) to work for a little while today. My wife told my son to "stop bitchin'" about something. Next thing to happen is the 2 year old marches in his office and says; "Yeah Duh (how she says "Chris"), quit bitchin!" Good job granny.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:34 PM
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The blog one? How ironic that the mod had to move it to the right forum. 😂. I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

Yes! Lol, I was tempted but walked away.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:37 PM
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Lol, you got skills too, Matt, I might be the only one here that hasn't figured it out yet.
Don't worry, Man. As long as I'm around you'll never be the least tech-savvy person here. Guaranteed.
The poor guy that started the thread you were referring to seemingly has an inflated sense of worth. He doesn't realize the DGAF quotient around here.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:41 PM
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Yes, it's kind of like trying not to look at the wreck as you're driving by.....
On another note, my wife bought our 2 year old grand daughter (our daughter's little girl) to work for a little while today. My wife told my son to "stop bitchin'" about something. Next thing to happen is the 2 year old marches in his office and says; "Yeah Duh (how she says "Chris"), quit bitchin!" Good job granny.
Kids swearing is funny. Trying not to laugh is hard.

I don’t understand how people get that big. How do they even wipe themselves after going to the bathroom. That must be one heck of a mess and reminds me of those “banned” biscuits. Haha. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:51 PM
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Kids swearing is funny. Trying not to laugh is hard.

I don’t understand how people get that big. How do they even wipe themselves after going to the bathroom. That must be one heck of a mess and reminds me of those “banned” biscuits. Haha. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
probably uses this

or if you just gotta do the laundry after **** accident

 
Old Jun 17, 2020 | 09:58 PM
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Kids swearing is funny. Trying not to laugh is hard.

I don’t understand how people get that big. How do they even wipe themselves after going to the bathroom. That must be one heck of a mess and reminds me of those “banned” biscuits. Haha. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I was waiting to drop the "^Applied for rest room attendant for 1000 LB Sisters" on the next poster on the Mindless thread. Won't make it tonight.
My wife's go to word is the "S" word. All three GK's have said that at one time or the other. We were in the church parking lot one morning and she gets out of my truck and sets her large Styrofoam coffee cup on the Amp step. You know what happened when she closed the door. She realized it too late and lets out "Oh Shyte! Dammit!" There was a family of four getting out of their car about 4 feet from her. I was trying not to laugh so I had to walk away. She apologized but the people were laughing at her too.
 



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