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My dog used to run at racoons when she was a little younger. One night I open the front door, dog goes charging out, before I can even step outside she's yipping and running around the front yard being chased by one or two big ones, and 3 little ones are running at me and my open front door. I'm shoeless so I bounce, run to the garage, open the door and my dog comes running in, then close it. I slowly go back to the living room to shut the door only to find those little F'rs hiding behind my couch growling and pissing all over. Took a good half hour of me with a broom trying persuade them to gtfo.
Anyway, that racoon GIF reminded me of that and also the Uber thread.
As the "new guy", wanted to enter in style!
if you look closely, I think I lost a couple urinal cakes out the back during that slide!
That was a purely awesome entry. You might can find the lost cakes in the Mindless thread continuously from #486 on. They proved to be pretty popular. Even PapaT likes 'em.
I had a LOT of free time last year. Worked 6 days a week and 12hr days. Damn. Said that wrong. I got paid 6 days a week for 12hrs a day. Maybe worked an hour a day and sat my **** at a desk out at our field office. Half my day was memes.
Scanning channels. TLC is showing "1000 lb Sisters". Holy hell. It's about to get interesting. Commercial break teaser: "Bitch, I got my shyte together, I pay my bills!" Key banjo music. Looks like a good place for a few urinal cakes.