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Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:14 PM
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that's why I'm offended. I watch the news
Don't you have an orange mower? That'll be next to go!

 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
Dukes of Hazard.
The General Lee!!
good redneck spot Matt

Sorry Teddy, you gotta go barefoot more
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
Dukes of Hazard.
The General Lee!!


Unbelievable. I’m embarrassed. I was just talking to my neighbour in the garage about the confederate flag and the General. Seriously, like 20min ago.
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
Don't you have an orange mower? That'll be next to go!

 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
good redneck spot Matt

Sorry Teddy, you gotta go barefoot more
C'mon Teddy, didn't the 1000lb. Sisters teach you anything in their Daisy Dukes!?
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Hampton. I think you need to do it. Lol.

ForCal, no shifter. Hell ya man. I won’t buy a truck with the shifter in the center console. It’s in my way for work. I’d rather have the stupid Ram turn **** shifter 😬. Leave it on the tree and leave it the hell alone.
My Nissan Titan had a center console shifter. It's taken a lot to get used to a column shifter. I still prefer the console shifter for functionality. It's just easier to work. But the extra room in the console without a shifter is nice.
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:20 PM
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Yesterday, another milf neighbour was out in her driveway and I commented on her DAISY DUKES. Scags, I need to use that blue man gif that I took down. The airplane head slap just isn’t strong enough for my stupidity. 😬
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:20 PM
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We had a little inclement weather here today. I came home to find the hickory tree had given up a limb in the yard. I'm pretty sure if we get a hurricane anywhere close to us this year we will lose 8-10 more trees. Wind must have been pretty strong as it had blown over a couple of potted plants on the porch. My wife is in St Augustine at my son's house dogsitting while he's at the hospital with his bride and new baby (born C-section yesterday) so I'm batching it with our dog. Thank God we bought the generator. That bad boy is humming right along (probably 4 hours by now) and we are a beacon of light in the darkness. It's really nice to be watching TV, running the microwave, posting on FTE, and generally carrying on as if the power had never went out. Hell yeah! Matt, get the generator!


 
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Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by HRTKD
My Nissan Titan had a center console shifter. It's taken a lot to get used to a column shifter. I still prefer the console shifter for functionality. It's just easier to work. But the extra room in the console without a shifter is nice.
I hang my elastics on the column shifter. What am I supposed to, hang them on the signal stalk? Too much change for this guy. 😂 No bueno.
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:23 PM
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Yep Bowtie, I'm pretty sure we are about to pull the trigger on generator! Thanks for the info. Sorry bout the tree, you need my chipper now!
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:26 PM
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I hang my elastics on the column shifter. What am I supposed to, hang them on the signal stalk? Too much change for this guy. 😂 No bueno.
You hang Condoms on your shifter?? Damn dude, you should be on the meaningless thread!
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:27 PM
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Gotta get back to work! I'll check back in later.
KEEP IT REAL!
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:27 PM
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No trees on home or Superduty!!!! I'm going to drink a beer or 3 for ya man!!!!
 
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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
Around here it's one of those things you buy hoping to never have to use it. A few years back when we had a couple of glancing blows from hurricanes we were without power for 6 and 5 days respectively. I have a 5k portable, but that thing's loud as hell and it doesn't meet the needs. We are on well and septic, so it sucks not to be able to shower and have running water. I will be happy if it only has to run for 15 minutes every Saturday @ 9AM like it's supposed to for the weekly "exercise" from here on out.
Hmm. The day has come.
 
Old Jun 25, 2020 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
You hang Condoms on your shifter?? Damn dude, you should be on the meaningless thread!
California says we can’t throw them out the windows anymore. It affects us even up here 😂
 



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