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Good morning everyone!! Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads here too! I have a son and a daughter, they are on their own & doing excellent. Makes this Dad proud. Having a cookout today. Everyone have an awesome day.
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Happy Fathers Day, now get to work! 
Bought a full view Larson storm door for the camp yesterday reason being, "the dog can't see through the one we have now." Nothing wrong with it mind you. So I load it on the cart and the Lowes person says you need to buy a handle. Doesn't come with a handle? No because you get a choice of what finish you want. Great how much, another $50. She picks out the oiled bronze.
OK lets go, she says I 'll be right back I want to check a few things. And I wait, and wait, and wait. Comes back with another $100 worth of crap from extension cords to friggin Tupperware. Who knew you could get Tupperware at Lowes? Alright I'm done.
Happy Fathers Day FTE!
Bought a full view Larson storm door for the camp yesterday reason being, "the dog can't see through the one we have now." Nothing wrong with it mind you. So I load it on the cart and the Lowes person says you need to buy a handle. Doesn't come with a handle? No because you get a choice of what finish you want. Great how much, another $50. She picks out the oiled bronze.
OK lets go, she says I 'll be right back I want to check a few things. And I wait, and wait, and wait. Comes back with another $100 worth of crap from extension cords to friggin Tupperware. Who knew you could get Tupperware at Lowes? Alright I'm done.
Happy Fathers Day FTE!
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From: Central Ky.
Happy Fathers Day, now get to work!
Bought a full view Larson storm door for the camp yesterday reason being, "the dog can't see through the one we have now." Nothing wrong with it mind you. So I load it on the cart and the Lowes person says you need to buy a handle. Doesn't come with a handle? No because you get a choice of what finish you want. Great how much, another $50. She picks out the oiled bronze.
OK lets go, she says I 'll be right back I want to check a few things. And I wait, and wait, and wait. Comes back with another $100 worth of crap from extension cords to friggin Tupperware. Who knew you could get Tupperware at Lowes? Alright I'm done.
Happy Fathers Day FTE!
Bought a full view Larson storm door for the camp yesterday reason being, "the dog can't see through the one we have now." Nothing wrong with it mind you. So I load it on the cart and the Lowes person says you need to buy a handle. Doesn't come with a handle? No because you get a choice of what finish you want. Great how much, another $50. She picks out the oiled bronze.
OK lets go, she says I 'll be right back I want to check a few things. And I wait, and wait, and wait. Comes back with another $100 worth of crap from extension cords to friggin Tupperware. Who knew you could get Tupperware at Lowes? Alright I'm done.
Happy Fathers Day FTE!
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Good Morning DUDES!!!!!! I SEE YOU DUDES!!!!! GREEN DOTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!
Why do I scream all the time?? Im deaf. All those years wifey in my ears. And Southern Baptist preachers slamming the Good Book down sending a cannon concussion boom throughout the pews.
Later......Kroger. KROGER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? ON SUNDAY?!? LOOK HERE OLD MAN, BACK OFF!!! THOSE CHICKEN THIGHS ARE MINE!!!
wait....thats a Kroger meat guy employee dude.....and we're the same age. STRESSING OUT BOYS!!!! I HATE KROGER!!!!
Happy Father's Day.
You guys are the epitome of COOL. I always look forward to sitting at the lunch table with the cool kids.
SERVICE AT 10:45 wifey in choir, i be back pew chilling. She's already in there.
GUESS WHERE I AM!!!! YEAH BABY!!!! CHILLING IN THE SUPERDUTY LOOKING AT THE SKY WATCHING FOR LIGHTNING BOLTS BEFORE I MAKE MY DASH IN!!!
its sunny here though... 🤔
Why do I scream all the time?? Im deaf. All those years wifey in my ears. And Southern Baptist preachers slamming the Good Book down sending a cannon concussion boom throughout the pews.
Later......Kroger. KROGER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? ON SUNDAY?!? LOOK HERE OLD MAN, BACK OFF!!! THOSE CHICKEN THIGHS ARE MINE!!!
wait....thats a Kroger meat guy employee dude.....and we're the same age. STRESSING OUT BOYS!!!! I HATE KROGER!!!!
Happy Father's Day.
You guys are the epitome of COOL. I always look forward to sitting at the lunch table with the cool kids.
SERVICE AT 10:45 wifey in choir, i be back pew chilling. She's already in there.
GUESS WHERE I AM!!!! YEAH BABY!!!! CHILLING IN THE SUPERDUTY LOOKING AT THE SKY WATCHING FOR LIGHTNING BOLTS BEFORE I MAKE MY DASH IN!!!
its sunny here though... 🤔
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From: Central Ky.
Good Morning DUDES!!!!!! I SEE YOU DUDES!!!!! GREEN DOTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!
Why do I scream all the time?? Im deaf. All those years wifey in my ears. And Southern Baptist preachers slamming the Good Book down sending a cannon concussion boom throughout the pews.
Later......Kroger. KROGER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? ON SUNDAY?!? LOOK HERE OLD MAN, BACK OFF!!! THOSE CHICKEN THIGHS ARE MINE!!!
wait....thats a Kroger meat guy employee dude.....and we're the same age. STRESSING OUT BOYS!!!! I HATE KROGER!!!!
Happy Father's Day.
You guys are the epitome of COOL. I always look forward to sitting at the lunch table with the cool kids.
SERVICE AT 10:45 wifey in choir, i be back pew chilling. She's already in there.
GUESS WHERE I AM!!!! YEAH BABY!!!! CHILLING IN THE SUPERDUTY LOOKING AT THE SKY WATCHING FOR LIGHTNING BOLTS BEFORE I MAKE MY DASH IN!!!
its sunny here though... 🤔
Why do I scream all the time?? Im deaf. All those years wifey in my ears. And Southern Baptist preachers slamming the Good Book down sending a cannon concussion boom throughout the pews.
Later......Kroger. KROGER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? ON SUNDAY?!? LOOK HERE OLD MAN, BACK OFF!!! THOSE CHICKEN THIGHS ARE MINE!!!
wait....thats a Kroger meat guy employee dude.....and we're the same age. STRESSING OUT BOYS!!!! I HATE KROGER!!!!
Happy Father's Day.
You guys are the epitome of COOL. I always look forward to sitting at the lunch table with the cool kids.
SERVICE AT 10:45 wifey in choir, i be back pew chilling. She's already in there.
GUESS WHERE I AM!!!! YEAH BABY!!!! CHILLING IN THE SUPERDUTY LOOKING AT THE SKY WATCHING FOR LIGHTNING BOLTS BEFORE I MAKE MY DASH IN!!!
its sunny here though... 🤔
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Happy Father’s Day gents.
Scags, deaf from yelling. Here ya go.
Chicken from Kroger’s. Next time you buy chicken legs, ask the kid at the till if they are the front or back legs of the chicken. Hilarity ensues.
A couple weeks back the wife sent me to go buy ice cream and dinner rolls. That’s all that was on my list. 16yr old girl at the till said did you find everything? No I didn’t, you’re out of ice cream sandwiches but I made due. Should of seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Larson storm door with no handle. WTF Larson. I bought a full view glass door, top slides down to have the top half reveal a screen, a few years back and it had a handle. No choice for the wife. Damn things aren’t cheap. Just like buying a duvet...... what do you mean I have to buy a cover...... I have to assemble my own blanket?...... sure saw the ladies coming with that gimmick.
Before I go, 270lb bench press and 7min mile thread, what a mess 😂
Scags, deaf from yelling. Here ya go.
Chicken from Kroger’s. Next time you buy chicken legs, ask the kid at the till if they are the front or back legs of the chicken. Hilarity ensues.
A couple weeks back the wife sent me to go buy ice cream and dinner rolls. That’s all that was on my list. 16yr old girl at the till said did you find everything? No I didn’t, you’re out of ice cream sandwiches but I made due. Should of seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Larson storm door with no handle. WTF Larson. I bought a full view glass door, top slides down to have the top half reveal a screen, a few years back and it had a handle. No choice for the wife. Damn things aren’t cheap. Just like buying a duvet...... what do you mean I have to buy a cover...... I have to assemble my own blanket?...... sure saw the ladies coming with that gimmick.
Before I go, 270lb bench press and 7min mile thread, what a mess 😂
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I was always in the back row, far corner with one leg hanging out of the pew. (Catholic here)
Went to parochial grade school with my older brothers. Got spanked, slapped, threatened with going to purgatory (a fiery place to burn the sins away before going to heaven) by nuns and priests for my misdeeds (chewing gum and whispering to the kid next to me). I knew back then something wasn't right. Today they would be in jail for what they did to children, not to mention the sexual abuse either.
I'll only step foot in church if I absolutely positively have to. Now I talk to God without the middleman, we're good!
Went to parochial grade school with my older brothers. Got spanked, slapped, threatened with going to purgatory (a fiery place to burn the sins away before going to heaven) by nuns and priests for my misdeeds (chewing gum and whispering to the kid next to me). I knew back then something wasn't right. Today they would be in jail for what they did to children, not to mention the sexual abuse either.
I'll only step foot in church if I absolutely positively have to. Now I talk to God without the middleman, we're good!
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Larson storm door with no handle. WTF Larson. I bought a full view glass door, top slides down to have the top half reveal a screen, a few years back and it had a handle. No choice for the wife. Damn things aren’t cheap. Just like buying a duvet...... what do you mean I have to buy a cover...... I have to assemble my own blanket?...... sure saw the ladies coming with that gimmick. 😂
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Wife reminded me. I had to buy a handle as well for the full glass door.
For the front door which isn’t visible from the street, I bought a cheap half glass door. I took it off a week ago and had a friend list it on Facebook market place. Sold the door for almost what I paid for it. I expected to barter and the person that came just paid the asking price. Got to like when that happens. Lol
For the front door which isn’t visible from the street, I bought a cheap half glass door. I took it off a week ago and had a friend list it on Facebook market place. Sold the door for almost what I paid for it. I expected to barter and the person that came just paid the asking price. Got to like when that happens. Lol
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It’s Father’s Day. All the fathers are too busy assembling what there wife’s got them as a present. Happy fathers day hubby, here’s a pot I got for you now can you paint it for me? And since you’re at it, you might as well help me hang all new flowers pots, mow the grass, stain the deck, build a fence, remodel the bathroom, put an addition on the house..........but don’t go crazy hubby, after all this is your day. 😂