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Old Jun 20, 2020 | 12:49 PM
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Even the lines in the carpet were perfectly straight and the overlap looked like a CAD drawing.
So what you’re saying is the lines in the carpet were the only straight things in the house? 😂
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 01:11 PM
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So what you’re saying is the lines in the carpet were the only straight things in the house? 😂
Definitely. There probably hasn't been an audible breakage of wind around there for 30+ years. "Whooosh". Oops, excuse me... Blushes & giggles.
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
S&W MP-9 Shield 2.0 EZ with thumb hammer, Truglo TFXpro sights, and streamlight TLR 9 light.


Tom, that's a nice gun. It's a shame you guys have such a hard time with anything pertaining to firearms up there. I have one minus the goodies you mentioned.
Teddy, Matt, something here for you guys.
so do we take the little blue pill BEFORE dinner or AFTER?
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
Fueled up boys. LETS GO MOW!!!

check in later.....

 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 02:12 PM
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480 out the door.
everyone else wants 480-490 without any extras, taxes, or background check.
computer system is down so i will not be able to pick it up until monday or tuesday.
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
480 out the door.
everyone else wants 380-480 without any extras, taxes, or background check.
computer system is down so i will not be able to pick it up until monday or tuesday.
Mowing.........checking thread. worth the wait good job
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
I need that t shirt
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
mowing........checking thread.

ForCal....... you get me a plane ticket. I'll come out there with some good ol boys TN trailer park and we'll take care of Cali home owners association community anti brotherhood attitudes.

Just feed'm a ham sammich and a 12 pack on arrival, all you gotta do then is watch the show from your recliner
Lol, thanks for the offer .

Is that a t-shirt, or a blouse?
 
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Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:09 PM
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Scag's neighbor, so now we know why he's mowing all the time. THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400

Scag's neighbor, so now we know why he's mowing all the time. THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!
I don't care if that needed trimming or not
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ForCal
Lol, thanks for the offer .

Is that a t-shirt, or a blouse?
T shirt sober...

Blouse.....hell get 2 pints of Early Times in me and I just might do it LOL

(Oh Lord going back to mowing but standing by for Tranny pics)​​
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:27 PM
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I'll have it printed on some urinal cakes for you to set around the house.
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
T shirt sober...

Blouse.....hell get 2 pints of Early Times in me and I just might do it LOL

(Oh Lord going back to mowing but standing by for Tranny pics)​​

Ran that picture by a lady friend of mine, she says its a ring tee, not a blouse lol.

 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 03:57 PM
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Fights will be starting soon, for those into that kinda thing.
 
Old Jun 20, 2020 | 05:31 PM
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Teddy you live in the FTE Matrix. I'm too lazy to check time lines etc.....did Matt see Abu Hajar? Matt you see it? If not I'm sure Teddy can bring it down or post number it.

ForCal's fight heads up got me thinking
 



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