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↑ Signs Enrollment form to Community College, "Find Dupes & Develop the Debt Relief System Classes."
Writes his ideas down in a notebook. Rigs up the You can't return items, Red Button.
↑ ↑ Wishes his bank account had free refills, at night he questions
why the Fridge has a light on when he opens the door!
So he gives the daughter his Cell Phone so he will know where she is!
↑↑ Has kept a written journal of his life since 12 year old adolescent.
Regrets the written promises for girls he has added in the journal.
He meant well for his friends but they now loath / hate him !
Hires an Aide. Job is to arrange his papers in order in his Desk drawers.
↑↑ Believes he has a great Ice Breaker, Hook up thought. Offers Lady of the Evening % off "Coupons of his Thoughts"
That only hurt for a while ! Rapidly runs thru his strength exercises.
↑ ↑ He is on the Blind date with Karen, is wearing his Bunny suit. He has his Holidays mixed up. He is not a hunted Bunny an Karen has an Axe! Hides in the Closet with the light on. Realizes everything is shades of grey except the light. Goes to his Eye Doc, "Doc am I color Blind?" Doc says yes its the Concussions aftereffects.
↑ ↑ Finds an old Accordion while at his time in the Closet. After some passage of time "Polka stomp" comes out and he is on his way to recovery. A neighbor lady hears him and lets him out.
^ ^ Spends the past work week eating old fashioned Baked pork and beans, Country style potato Salad, Chipotle Salads and Hershey nuggets. Is indisposed in the Crapper all weekend.
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