You know, Bud has their **** together! You can't count on much in life but You can always count on a Bud. Now keep your **** together!
A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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A group of Blonds walking toward the neighborhood bar,
when they come across a badly mangled dead body.
As they get closer, they see it's a Brunette.
A short distance up the road, they see another mangled Brunette
in the ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe.
They rush to her, cradled her bruised bleeding head and
ask her what had happened. "Well," She whispers,
"I was walking down this road, all Brunette to the teeth when I came across
this other Brunette in a Mini and Halter top. I looked her right in the eye and shouted,
"You're dressed just like me you Cheap Brunette piece of trash!"
"She shouted in my face, " Well Cheep-0, Your nothing but a Piece of trash too!"
"That's when the 18 wheeler over there
all jackknifed hit us standing in the middle of the road!"
Well; Then those Blonds See the truck there.
They rush to the Young Blond Driver,
give him Resuscitations and multiple mouth to mouth CPR saving a life.
when they come across a badly mangled dead body.
As they get closer, they see it's a Brunette.
A short distance up the road, they see another mangled Brunette
in the ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe.
They rush to her, cradled her bruised bleeding head and
ask her what had happened. "Well," She whispers,
"I was walking down this road, all Brunette to the teeth when I came across
this other Brunette in a Mini and Halter top. I looked her right in the eye and shouted,
"You're dressed just like me you Cheap Brunette piece of trash!"
"She shouted in my face, " Well Cheep-0, Your nothing but a Piece of trash too!"
"That's when the 18 wheeler over there
all jackknifed hit us standing in the middle of the road!"
Well; Then those Blonds See the truck there.
They rush to the Young Blond Driver,
give him Resuscitations and multiple mouth to mouth CPR saving a life.
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When I was a child, my father cheated on my mom
and didn't love my family. So; Later my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother's Brother died in a car accident.
My brother, Moms Brothers Kids and I could only live in a Cold Attic.
Moms Mom was an alcoholic. Her whole family existed on Welfare.
Moms mom recently died, then Mom died,
Unkle Andy spent most of his adult life in Jail !
I then lost track of my Brother, the State did something with him.
The only Relation I have is my Dad now 73,
He is a daily visitor at the street corner working, Panhandling 2:20 to 6:30 !
There's no way I wanna go near that **** ! So Go to Hell stands!
I'm not an unhappy, independent guy. I learn as I go!
and didn't love my family. So; Later my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother's Brother died in a car accident.
My brother, Moms Brothers Kids and I could only live in a Cold Attic.
Moms Mom was an alcoholic. Her whole family existed on Welfare.
Moms mom recently died, then Mom died,
Unkle Andy spent most of his adult life in Jail !
I then lost track of my Brother, the State did something with him.
The only Relation I have is my Dad now 73,
He is a daily visitor at the street corner working, Panhandling 2:20 to 6:30 !
There's no way I wanna go near that **** ! So Go to Hell stands!
I'm not an unhappy, independent guy. I learn as I go!
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Days are getting longer, nights shorter but yet Blah has set in again.
When, why, how many days are left afore warm, the pain oh, the pain!
59 days till the 1st day of spring. Yea !
When, why, how many days are left afore warm, the pain oh, the pain!
59 days till the 1st day of spring. Yea !
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↑ The Mail man delivers the first heating bill of real winter.$200 NG & 170 for Electric. $140 is Solar supplied.
He goes back indoors with the bill and sits in his chair for a while not moving.
He goes back indoors with the bill and sits in his chair for a while not moving.
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^ 0rdered a biker pin for his jacket. When it arrives it’s like the clasp has been silver soldered. Can’t put it on. Goes to the Sal-Val. The skull a black heart lays on his bench collecting grease n dust.
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