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Old Apr 15, 2022 | 11:28 PM
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↑after dancing and drinking all night wakes up on the front of a Bass Boat with a lure stuck in his shirt & vomit on stuff !
 
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Old Apr 16, 2022 | 06:24 PM
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^ has to swim to shore to soften up the stuff to scrape off his pants and wring out the shirt on an old board then walks for miles lost on an old dirt road
 
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Old Apr 19, 2022 | 05:31 PM
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^after carrying the shirt stuck to the board for all those miles it dries so he puts it back on and stops into a bar there
 
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Old Apr 22, 2022 | 11:04 PM
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^Drinks his Martini quickly, depositing the Olives in his shirt pocket to snack on later, meets a hot Chick Shirley and she buys him another Martini so now he has more olives, soon a pack of Cashews are also in the pocket and the owner says its Taco Night for all that are in the bar at 5. So he stays not realizing its an all night Cassino and its Taco's and Bloody Mary's at sunup !
 
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Old Apr 26, 2022 | 08:02 PM
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^sleeps most of the next day, missed the sun up Taco's shindig. The buses driving past his window finally wake him near dinner time. It takes a Diet 7up to get going today. Its another vomit trip down the hall evening for him. Right now he is thinking of things getting worse ! there is always the alley stair to fall off ! Then the trains start trundling past thru the alley elevated rail system, mostly straight out the bathroom window. Now his head is pounding to a clackety - clack beating ! He wonders where he put the Aspirin bottle. He can see the Neighbors thru the opening between train cars, they seem to be fighting / yelling at each other maybe 20 yards away. He is not the only les Misérables on the block it seems !
 
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Old May 2, 2022 | 07:47 PM
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^ late night arrives but he hasn't had a healthy sleep in what seems now a week. Soon the Cats are on the Alley stairs to his Apartment yowling and someone is throwing what he believes are Over ripe tomatoes in his open windows to the Alley. What the Hell he yells out and splat one hist his forehead. Now he is hung over, sick and feels like luke warm Tomato Soup. The fight going on across the Alley seems to have degraded to throwing Tomatoes at his place. It will wait till tomorrow he thinks and closes the bathroom door and tries to get some sleep on the linoleum bath hall floor ! At least the Tomatoes aren't landing in it ! I will clean up the Tub mess tomorrow he thinks an the dark quiet of the cold hall floor closes in !
 
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Old May 3, 2022 | 09:47 PM
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^ goes to the Neighborhood dispensary and gets a stash of weed & had to watch a video on how to burn weed correctly with the windows open with his new lil weed Stash Box & Hitter.
 
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Old May 4, 2022 | 12:20 AM
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^ After completing the tests he decides to join the society of studies, (Nerds) and then offers an answer to the question, what ever happened to the Jewelry making Sausages of the 60's ?
 
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^ Girls do it !
 
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Old May 7, 2022 | 03:04 PM
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↑ Our favorite hero spends the day watching 2 Eagles Argue in the Back yard !

Two territorial bald eagles brawl for nearly 5 hours in Washington yard, video shows (msn.com)
 
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^ spends the day charging his battery jumper with usb in the mini market bathrooms. It how he charges his burner phone & airs up his leaky bicycle tires when looking for beer cans along road from tent city !
 
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^the weather has trued around 90 degrees and he feels it in his shorts, gald he thinks so he washes his sox and shorts. Doesn't seem to help so he washes them again. Someone makes a snide remark about taking a bath ! He takes it as meaning someone else needs a bath. You know, he just got out of the rain a bit ago. Maybe the dang ********* will shrink he calms himself with !
 
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↑ picks a good hard back book to read. Falls asleep !
 
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^Talks to himself more than anyone else. Calls himself his best friend even though the aliens made him possible. Still lives in the hobo camp & occasionally goes to Tennessee tent revivals when he can hitch a ride. 😉
 
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