A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^Has chosen to live in the center of a busy Country with little regard to Restaurants or need of resiliencies. It's him and his weekly escapades in the Retro GTO !
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↑Is looking for a job at a Bolivian Lithium mine!
This morning he drove his Retro GTO off a tilt bed truck.
It sure seems to attract Wise Guys a lot !
It would seem the truck quit running and the driver went to call another tow truck.
After posting bail he gets out of jail, no sentence and
takes his GTO home from the impound yard.
Nother $80 miscarriage of justice he thinks!
Bolivian Lawyers are Social Sharks he knows.
This morning he drove his Retro GTO off a tilt bed truck.
It sure seems to attract Wise Guys a lot !
It would seem the truck quit running and the driver went to call another tow truck.
After posting bail he gets out of jail, no sentence and
takes his GTO home from the impound yard.
Nother $80 miscarriage of justice he thinks!
Bolivian Lawyers are Social Sharks he knows.
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very nice car!! I just really hope that Chevrolet engine in the background isn't for this one!😳
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↑ Received his remittance from the Hospital, a rusty wound infection had set in where hand meets his wrist. After debriding the area they soaked it in a very sensitive to nerves cleaner. The Sedatives weren't very good and the nightmares awesome !
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↑ Goes down the fire escape to get out of the Hospital without paying, poor insurance man called him with the negative news. Spends his first night under a old wooden bridge in the rain, dripping thru the railroad trestles.
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^ Finally the Scud ties up at a dock on a Creek. He wishes to go fishing and hears that Bolivian drainage leads to the Parana's River. Thinks that's cool and starts north following the Creek bed. The guys with him tell him about their boredom on that old Scud. They talk about the huge lakes and Hydro Dam. The time passes slow ! He begins to wish bringing the Retro was an option it could have been a great sleeping bag ! There are big bugs here !
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↑catches a ride on an old overfull yellow and blue Bus, realizes while in the mountain Passes why, it's out and re-right the Overturns constantly to pass ! Winter Storm sets in and it looks like a stay at Donners Pass ! Escaped diner by climbing a high Rock outcropping, falls a few times but nothing lost means no gains, so starts out walking the next morning, is looking for a Staff to help support his ailing foot suffered on his falls. He looks for some flint to make a knife & wishes he still had a Leatherman !
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↑ Makes his way to a small town and finds a job at the Jiffy Mart, at the corner of 1'st & Main. all the streets have familiar names to him, (not the best part of an area to be in) Restocks shelves, basically the wine cabinet rows. There are basically two choices today, Bananas and Fermented stuff ! after hogging down some damage bananas decide they are fermenting also. After a couple weeks of this **** he finds the US Consulate and goes over and begins the process heading out to Florida. North of Miami is on his mind today ! Finds out he qualifies for free frequent miles if he carries the certain Backpack in transport on him to his seat. Once he sits on the plane the instructions are forget about the bag on your shoulder just leave in the seat and go to the bathroom for some 10 minutes once in the air...... 
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↑ the plane has landed in somewhere Florida and he disembarks, goes thru customs, has nothing to declare and ends up thumbing a ride in an empty Pickup truck with bags of old potatoes in it to a South of Downtown, Warehouse Street. Walks up an alley and begins his outdoor night life again back in the Good old USA. Sure could use a cold water bottle about now !
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^ Realizes Lizards and Snakes are pretty much a fact but an occasional Gator or Bear are now part of his life and he is out & searches & finds a bottle of Bear Spray in a plastic garbage bag.