A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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Our guy picks up a real Hottie Chick and they go to her place.
Our Blonde Hottie watches as he pulls down his Jeans. She
sees 5 *****es and asks, "That's amazing, how do you wear underwear?"
"They fit like a Glove."
Our guy picks up a real Hottie Chick and they go to her place.
Our Blonde Hottie watches as he pulls down his Jeans. She
sees 5 *****es and asks, "That's amazing, how do you wear underwear?"
"They fit like a Glove."
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So, the old guy goes to the place with the Red Light. "KNOCK-KNOCK!"
"Can I help you," the Madam says?
"I would like a woman of the night, tonight."
"How old are you", she asks?
"Near 100," he says.
"You're done, you've had it," she says.
"I have? How much do I owe you?"
So, the old guy goes to the place with the Red Light. "KNOCK-KNOCK!"
"Can I help you," the Madam says?
"I would like a woman of the night, tonight."
"How old are you", she asks?
"Near 100," he says.
"You're done, you've had it," she says.
"I have? How much do I owe you?"
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↑ ↑ So, the old guy walks inside a house of ill repute in Louisiana, you know Orléans!
Guy asks, "how much is this going to cost me?"
"It's $96 for old first timers!"
"So, you're putting me on, right?"
"That'll be $106 with tax!"
Guy asks, "how much is this going to cost me?"
"It's $96 for old first timers!"
"So, you're putting me on, right?"
"That'll be $106 with tax!"
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^ ^ A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean; my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer and
I’m as jittery as a cat."
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean; my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer and
I’m as jittery as a cat."
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”