A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ Finds an old CB Radio and a ground plane Antenna so he can be rude to all who listen in ! 
Thread 2225 is next up here in Ridiculous Mindless !
↑↑ Maybe GP is too grown up for this thread, its about ridiculous stuff !
↑↑ Maybe the Thread will attract and loose followers, WTFC !
Thread 2225 is next up here in Ridiculous Mindless !↑↑ Maybe GP is too grown up for this thread, its about ridiculous stuff !
↑↑ Maybe the Thread will attract and loose followers, WTFC !
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^ moves onward with dreams of drinking soft drinks with an umbrella in the sunny confines of a Porch near a Beach in Florida. Can't take dirrect sunlight for more than just minutes, gets ill and chucks up chunks.
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^ the next morning a tractor is pulling an ET Flatbed past the street he lives on, ( tis was most likely built back in the 50's ) past the front gate so he wants a ride down to the Corner Fast Mart for some kind of foods. The Over weight Driver looks at him and says OK but just for general principles ! (G.P.) Well; On second thought he chooses to just walk. Heck with attitudes of some fat arced truck driver ! Some hour later a Big Gulp in hand and smiles to all those doing the same thing he wonders along the Leavy to the Beach ! Alone with his slowly melting Big Gulp he observes that Afternoon differently than past afternoons spent there !
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^ Thinks there is a fire out there in the distance ?
Watch: Tiny dog unfazed by mountain lion, unlike its owner (msn.com)
Watch: Tiny dog unfazed by mountain lion, unlike its owner (msn.com)
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^ UPS delivers his Christmas Presents today. Puts them on the Bridge Sign next to the well worn trail down the steep bank to his Lean-too made of Corrugated sheets & mostly under the bridge approach. The box lacks ribbons and bows, also no card. He wonders who might have thought of him ?
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^ Receives his power chair back from the speed shop, battery replaced with a 2 cycle motor and turbos. Goes 0 - Corner mart, in 7 seconds. Only fall back is his cane flying thru the air & Damage neighborhood mail boxes. His first day required 7 stitches !
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^ Stops at Corner Drug Store for Nasal Saline to treat his nasal infection caused most likely by hitting mail box Cane rebounds ! Picks up Der Hands lotion for burns.
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^^ couldn't figure out what to get the 1000lb. Sisters for Christmas. Had a 53' trailer load of Cheetoes delivered & 20 cases of fat back. Rented the therapy pool at the local equine rehabilitation center to take them for a swim. Added 3 cases of urinal cakes for 1000lb. Freshness.
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^since he refused to work 7 / 12's the sisters kicks him out to the Stable where he spends the day making sawdust Composts for the Guinea Pig ! Ear splitting squeals of Happiness are killing him !
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^ He and his colleagues of the hobo camp decorated the camp Christmas tree. Little did they know it was a poison ivy patch. They all ended up itching in areas I can't list on here. Their Santa list comprises of corn cobs, wire brushes & brillo pads.
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^tries to offer comfort but is laughing so hard he looses his Hoodie over his head cause he is all bent over, then he falls and is caught on an Iron railing & tressed up with arms over legs in a heap of hanging struggles ! 1000# er's think its he's great Xmas decoration and laugh a lot !