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You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike.
But you may not have heard how it was split up.
The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes, and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.
One night a man was walking homewards when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden.
Man and the thief were caught in a terrific tussle.
They rolled about on the ground, and the man put up a tremendous fight,
until at last the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through the man’s pockets and searched him all over.
There was only a 25-cents coin he could lay his hands on.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked the man why he had bothered to fight so hard just for 25-cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" said the man,
"I thought you were after the five-hundred dollars I've got in my shoe!"
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