I just caught my son chewing on an electrical cord. So I grounded him until he learns to conduct himself properly.

 

 

 

 

 

Lil Johnny is saying goodnight to his parents and grandparents.
“Good night, Mom, good night, Dad, good night, Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.”
The very next day grandpa passed away!
That evening Lil Johnny once again says goodnight.
“Good night, Mom, good night, Dad, goodbye Grandma."
The very next day Grandma passes.
Lil Johnny's dad asks why Johnny is saying good night all the time.
Lil Johnny says, "I don't know, just does."
That night Lil Johnny says good night, Mom, goodbye Dad.
Lil Johnnys's dad is very suspicious and begins to worry.
He believes this couldn’t just be a coincidence.
So, he goes to work early the next morning,
hides under his desk until late in the afternoon.
Eventually, he decides to go home.
He arrives home safely and asks his wife how her days been?
“Oh, it was just awful!” she replied. “The Milkman died!”

 

 

Very few pirates bathed before they walked the plank.

They just washed up on short later....

 

Let me guess , you found a child`s joke book .

 

...or a "Dad Jokes" book.

 

Nah.... I've been telling those kinds of jokes since grade school. For the record, I've got more than 5 decades of experience here....

 

Yes, based on the age of the jokes we could already tell that.