The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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10-25-2022, 06:52 AM
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A young woman, Shirly said to her doctor,
"Lil Johnny You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" says her Doctor, Lil Johnny.
Shirley a young woman touches her right knee
with her index finger and yells, "Ow"
Then she touched her left cheek and again yells, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
Lil Johnny her Dr. then asks, Are you a Blond?"
Naturally she responds, "Why yes!"
Well; Lil Johnny has to think a moment and then diagnoses?
"I thought so, you have a sprained finger."
"Lil Johnny You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" says her Doctor, Lil Johnny.
Shirley a young woman touches her right knee
with her index finger and yells, "Ow"
Then she touched her left cheek and again yells, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
Lil Johnny her Dr. then asks, Are you a Blond?"
Naturally she responds, "Why yes!"
Well; Lil Johnny has to think a moment and then diagnoses?
"I thought so, you have a sprained finger."
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10-25-2022, 08:39 PM
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10-26-2022, 03:07 AM
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#4363
10-26-2022, 06:26 AM
In a similar situation I'd be tempted to do that same thing!
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10-26-2022, 11:31 AM
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Little Johnny is in a relative’s wedding.
As he walks down the aisle, he takes two steps,
stops, and then turns to the crowd,
puts his hands up like claws and roars.
That’s the way it happens all down the aisle:
step, step, ROAR…step, step, ROAR…step, step, ROAR.
Well; can you imagine it, the crowd is near tears from
laughing by the time he reaches the pulpit.
When the priest who is celebrating the wedding asks
what the **** he's doing ? Little Johnny sniffs out,
“I was being the Ring Bear.”
As he walks down the aisle, he takes two steps,
stops, and then turns to the crowd,
puts his hands up like claws and roars.
That’s the way it happens all down the aisle:
step, step, ROAR…step, step, ROAR…step, step, ROAR.
Well; can you imagine it, the crowd is near tears from
laughing by the time he reaches the pulpit.
When the priest who is celebrating the wedding asks
what the **** he's doing ? Little Johnny sniffs out,
“I was being the Ring Bear.”
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