Two secretaries are talking about their work.
"I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am,
I can never find the papers I'm looking for.
I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde friend says.
"The one way I can't miss where I file stuff is to
make 26 Copies.

 

 

Multiple cubby holes filled with Stuff !

 

 

twss

 

Playing golf is so much fun
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A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry; why are they temperamental; why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

 

A week ago Lil Johnny's mother in law starts reading the Exorcist.
She says it's the most evil Book! So Evil she threw it in the Ocean!
So, Lil Johnny goes and gets another copy from a Mom & Pop Store.
He holds it under the faucet while shaking a salt shaker.
Then he sets on her night Table by the Bed.
He says, "enjoy Hell old girl!"


Hahahahahhaaaahahahaaahhhahahahahhahahahahahahaha!

 

[size=15px]A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.[/size] [size=15px]The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. He then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.[/size] [size=15px]The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to toronto and i'm staying right here."[/size] [size=15px]the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.[/size] [size=15px]The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to toronto and i'm staying right here."[/size] [size=15px]the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.[/size] [size=15px]The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."[/size] [size=15px]he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.[/size] [size=15px]The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.[/size] [size=15px]"i told her "first class isn't going to toronto[/size]

 

 

I was a Walmart today when I see this midget struggling with this flat screen TV , so I ask him if he'd like some help hauling that TV to his car ? He said F*** YOU it's an ipad .

 

 

 

 

Appreciation will never change! ...