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Whoever reads directions to stuff?
 
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The Old Fisherman is fishing one afternoon and
notices a Frog sitting next to him. The Frog says,
"I've had a spell cast on me, if you Kiss me,
I'll turn into a beautiful Princess and make you
happy for the rest of your life." The old fisherman
puts the Frog in his pocket. After a while the Old
Man looks into his pocket at the frog and says,
"Frog at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

 
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Boredom is having lil to do!
 
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I'd imagine that comes with fries...lol
 
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Uh huh a Bacon Sammich answers most questions,
"Let's have a bacon sammich and talk about it!" .....
 
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Singleton nailed the Star Spangled Banner at Super Bowl 57!
 
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LATE AT NIGHT WHEN MY WRIST WATCH STARTS TO CHIME, WAKES ME UP, I go to the Throne.
 
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Lil Johnnys wife is annoyed because Lil Johnny can't identify PU trucks.
So; Mrs. Lil Johnny embarks on a learning course for Lil Johnny.
It works, she is Satisfied that Lil Johnny knows Trucks!
Well; a week passes and Lil Johnny comes home with a pleasant surprise.
"My Darling he exclaims, I just wrecked with a F150 Lariat!"
 
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That Pic reminds me of the Days of the Pirates beaching their wind jammers to calk the hulls with pitch.
 


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