Alaskan Excursion Update - Adventure post...
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then, one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally, he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her..
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my Boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my Socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her Boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife was watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
"You need a piece of tail."
I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!"
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife was watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
"You need a piece of tail."
I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!"
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Bleed Ford Blue
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yeah why dont we do the jokes somewhere else?
to flip the tails you have to cut a few tabs off and then swap them left to right. very easy and updates the look IMO like the '08-up superdutys with the reverse lights on top.
to flip the tails you have to cut a few tabs off and then swap them left to right. very easy and updates the look IMO like the '08-up superdutys with the reverse lights on top.
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From: Lost in Pa.
Must rename to Joke Thread!
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He can have his thread back now since he's returned.
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Welcome back, now you need to get back to excursion/snow pics!
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Bleed Ford Blue
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From: Anchorage Alaska
no VA thank you i got it. but i didnt want it to go on for pages and pages.
hope to get some pics going. not doing much other then driving right now but hopefully this will change soon.
hope to get some pics going. not doing much other then driving right now but hopefully this will change soon.
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well to be honest we aint got much snow left in anchorage alaska it melted allot and all we have is uglyness and ice.
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Bleed Ford Blue
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and you know the difference? its my thread!