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Old Dec 13, 2011 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by njneer1
Nobody takes responsibility for their own actions thes days.....
Wasn't my fault I was clowning around on the ski lft and fell off accidentally!
 
Old Dec 13, 2011 | 09:16 PM
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SNOW!!!

I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in North Dakota near the Canadian border.

He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.

His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
Reminds me of that good looking woman that was banging on my door all night.................I finally let her out.
 
Old Dec 13, 2011 | 10:31 PM
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My little old silver-haired mother called me tonight and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

I asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

My mother said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

So I decided to go over and help her with the puzzle. How hard could it be?

She lets me in and shows me where she has the puzzle spread all over the kitchen table. I studied the pieces for a moment, then look at the box, and I turn to her and said, "First off, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything remotely resembling a rooster."

After a few moments.... I took her hand and said, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee....
and then we can put all the corn flakes back in the box!"
 
Old Dec 14, 2011 | 05:53 AM
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Another good one! Nice to have a good laugh in the morning!
 
Old Dec 14, 2011 | 09:06 AM
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I had other problems last night too. My wife claims she never looks at

my FaceBook page. So I changed my marital status to "single".

Three minutes later she came down the stairs screaming and yelling!
 
Old Dec 14, 2011 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by VaSheriff
I had other problems last night too. My wife claims she never looks at

my FaceBook page. So I changed my marital status to "single".

Three minutes later she came down the stairs screaming and yelling!

good to hear from ya sherif! love the jokes, got any ones about polocks?
 
Old Dec 14, 2011 | 07:23 PM
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Snow Pics.............Snow Pics................Snow Pics......
 
Old Dec 14, 2011 | 07:52 PM
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Old Dec 14, 2011 | 07:55 PM
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I want to take my reps back now...
 
Old Dec 14, 2011 | 08:57 PM
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that'll do for my pollock request. thanks







































































































































 
Old Dec 15, 2011 | 04:25 PM
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Last night my wife asked how many women I have slept with in my life.

I said, "Only you Darling, with all the others I was wide awake."

If anybody really cares, hospital visiting hours are from 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM.
 
Old Dec 15, 2011 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AlaskanEx
strobes are for fun basicly...

flipped the taillights because it looks cool, sets it apart from other excursions.
Can I do this on my 2000? I went out side to look at mine and something tells me that to do this I would have to switch the left to the right and vice versa in order for it to work. Is it really that simple or am i missing something?
 
Old Dec 16, 2011 | 05:46 AM
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It's really that easy!
 
Old Dec 16, 2011 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fordboy67
It's really that easy!

Not sure and not bashing, but wonder if it is legal to do that?

I don't see how it should be, but ?!?!
 
Old Dec 16, 2011 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jdadamsjr
Not sure and not bashing, but wonder if it is legal to do that?

I don't see how it should be, but ?!?!
Yes, it is legal. But it looks retarded to me.



By the way, shot my first turkey today!!!!

Skeered the heck out of everybody in the frozen food section though.
 



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