WHy do people in washington do anything? (Self serving righteous basterds that's why)

 

why is the medicine not working? why did I have to go back to the doctor again last night?

 

Why does everybody thing that Jamie and I's hometown is controlling and self-righteous?

 

why do I feel like I got hit by a truck? Why did that truck put it in reverse and run over me again? why did the driver of that truck get out and shoot me 20 times? why did the driver of the truck wrap me in a blanket of TNT? Why did he light the fuse? Why is it taking so long for that fuse to burn? why doesn't the TNT blow now?

 

Why IS C4 more reliable (and you can mold it into the shape of squirrels and bunnies...) Thermite is more fun but you can't mold it.

 

WHy is my Blood Sugar 433 today?

 

Why don't I even bother to check anymore?

 

Why can't I get C4 for stump removal?

Why can't I get Thermite to light my barbecue?

 

Why doesn't everyone know- You can make thermite fairly easily...

 

Why is it that Calista is walking and things are moving on their own-- Why is my sock in the living room? Why is my blood tester in the bedroom? Why are Carolyn's shoes in between the front door and the screen door?

 

Why do I feel that my health would have to improve in order to die? Why am I going to work today? Why did I promise my customers yesterday that I would fix their equipment today? Why aren't the antibiotics kicking in yet? Why does everyone ask me if I have the H1N1 virus? Why can't it just a sinus infection from H E Double Hockey Sticks?

 

Why do not get carsick in any car except in a Prius?

 

Why does it have to start raining when i have off the next 4 days and plan on putting my 2 front shocks and new leaf springs on Big Red tomorrow.

 

Why I do I think that the good lord going to make you earn Big Red's return?

 

Why am I wide awake and feeling better than I have in two weeks at 12:30, ready to take on the world, but still dread tomorrow, full knowing that I won't feel as good tomorrow when I wake up. Why do I have to take the cough medicine with Codine in order to fall back asleep? Why will I have to go back to a soggy soaking bed when the Codine does kick in?