Either one of those is a great idea!!

Okay, being that I am graveyard widow that video scares the hell out me

 

Yea me too, Its crazy what people can do with ordinary stuff. But they have to get your key first. thats the hard part.

 

Yeah, I don't let go of my keys. My debit card number is much easier to get I guess

 

Me either. Yea I heard (well read techniclly lol) about that. Im sorry to hear that.

 

It's all good! That is the least of my worries right now since the bank will refund all my money

 

I used to "bump" door locks at our apartment complex all the time. When management found out about it they hired me for maintenance! I would charge 40 bucks for my services. Complex charges 75!

I used to do a lot with locks and keys in my spare time...
All you TRULY need is here keys for like 2 minutes. Maybe she "misplaced" them for those 2 minutes while you went out and dumped everything in her car.

Another prank you could do would be those windshield markers....get like 10 of them and color in ALL of her windows...simple but effective...she would have to scrub them off!

 

Very funny! If I come to the island, I guess I'll sell the truck and get a mule and one of those Radio Shack helmets with the little blue light on it.

You're not tall enough to hitch it up

 

Ouch John lol. How is it going buddy?

 

I would pay money to see you in one of those helmets

And watch it, I am big enough to do anything I want to do!

 

I used to have one at the PD that all the noobs had to wear on foot patrol.

I know you....you are little but you are mighty!

Hey Nick! How's it going? Sorry to hear about you transmission experience. If it's any consolation, my '07 Explorer at work does not have a dipstick nor any way to chech the tranny fluid. If it needs to be checked or any added, it has to be done at the shop.

 

That is too funny I bet they hated it but you loved it



Why yes I am!

 

Ehh...well I had one hell of a night last night.

So I no sooner walk in the door last night and it starts. My walking in spooked Mattie, who was over at the cat food bowl mowing down on Bender's food. Now keep in mind that we had just been on vacation, and Bender had like 2 lbs of food in a giant tupperware pan just so we'd know he had enough. Well Mattie had eaten like 90% of it by the time I walked in. That's a lot of food. That's a lot of cat food for a dog who is allergic to everything. So Mattie gets spanked, and yelled at. A few minutes later we roll her over on her back to see how bloated her tummy was, and I see a flea jump off her fur.

Friggin fantastic.

I freak out, throw Mattie in the bathtub. While she's in the bathub, I see that she is covered in chigger bites...and I see more fleas making a run for it. Now Mattie and Randy have been home since Sunday, and it's Wednesday night. I'm no flea expert but I do know their reproduction cycle is only about 3 days, which means these few fleas have had three days to lay 1,000,000,000,000,000 eggs. I ran to Walgreens and bought all of their flea sprays, medicines, and carpet dust. Spent most of the night last night washing her pet beds, applying flea medicine to both the dog and the cat, washing our sheets and blankets, spraying everything in the house, vaccuming, anything I could think of.

A certain somebody was supposed to get her a flea collar...and I'm a bit upset that she is so eaten up. Pissed that I most likely have fleas on the house now. If I find one on me I think I might get so mad I implode from the inside out.

Going..uh...well I guess it could be worse. How are things for you?

Hey that's my motto! (serously)

Screw sensitive. she started it, she'll have to get used to it.

Why not just take her keys for like 30 seconds, long enough to put her sunroof down and then later you can go back and fill the car full of the peanuts through the sunroof. Another good prank I saw is to take like 10 million post it notes and cover the car in them. Takes a while though.

 

I hate fleas...they are the worst creature to roam the earth....and your right their reproductive cycle will send shivers down you spine.....

The only way to get rid of them is to break the reproductive cycle...eventually they won't be able to do it anymore and they die off.

You really aren't killing them with the chemicals just sterilizing them.

 

I hate fleas.
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Lisa: When we have had this problem in the past the only way that we were able to get rid of them was to bomb the house. Raid makes a fogger that works well. You have to do it twice in a so many day period though.


Chris: Take your time getting her back, she is expecting it now, keep her on the edge for now and when she lets her guard down then get her. You can jack up her car just enough so that the tires are not hitting the ground and put blocks under it she goes to drive off and no go. If she had hub caps a few pebbles in them will drive her nuts, as well as a tie wrap or two around the drive shaft.