Ok yall behave yourselfs im off to shoot some pool and drink my one beer i have a week! LOL

 

That is funny I don't care who 'ya are! Thanks for making me laugh, I needed that!

 

Your going to be the richest kid in WI

 

I am going to hear about this for a while aren't I? Lol

 

Yup I will be making over $1000 a month. I love how jobs just keep on coming to me.

 

Yup but I gotta give you reps for posting it up Nick!

 

Hell thats more then I make

I dont have the time for this, and have to much going on in my life right now to deal with this but heres what happened today...

Im at work talking to a few regulars and I happen to look out and see someone going in my truck bed (habbit to keep looking now since its been broken into so many times) I walk out there thinking Im about to kill someone..err I mean chase them off.. and they get into a car and leave. Now they were on the pass. side of the truck and I was coming up on the drivers side so i couldnt see the people. I memorized the plate, as they drive off, I open up my truck and everythings there so I walk around to the bed, theres straws sticking out of the cracks where the doors are, they tried to stick condoms to my truck and theres 50lbs of rice poured into my truck bed (now I gotta alot of crap in there so I cant just take out the rice I gotta take everything out). So I remember one of my employees telling me another one of my employees (Jenna) was going to try and prank me, then I think about the car that drove away..yup it had to be Jenna. I texted her asking what her plate number was, and then said I bet the first three are F15. No response back. Then i found out the rice trick works like this: It gets wet, swells up then drys hard as a rock to the truck bed. Im pissed. Fast forward to when I get home, Theres about 654845646845486754 zillion forks in my front yard...

Now Im all for pranking friends of mine, but not knowing this girl on a personal level really and theres never been any small pranks before this I feel like she crossed the line. I dont have time to spend hours picking forks outa my yard and bushes. Or breaking apart a 50lb block of rice from my truck..Now I will get her back and it will be epic... she shall never wished she messed with me..

Sorry for the long post, now back to your regular scheduled O/T

 

That's awesome Chris. I'm gonna have to remember that rice thing. What are you planning on doing for revenge?

 

Oh hell, I don't think Jenna knows who she just messed with. I can't wait to hear what you are going to do to her!

 

Not sure yet, she one of those people that dont even get sarcasm, and every joke I make she takes the wrong way. That limits my options, I dont want to make her cry for weeks, but it just might have to be that way. She has a sunroof so I was thinking maybe filling the car with ping pong *****. That could get expensive, so maybe those packing penut things..

 

Thats the thing she doesnt, but I cant go all out because shes "sensitive"

But Im thinking Im going to have too, just to prove a point...

 

Who cares if she is sensitive, she started it and now you have to finish it. She just needs to put her big girl panties and suck it up because pay backs are a biatch

 

The funny thing is all or her panties are "big girl" panties...

Im working on a few things, the foam packing stuff is one, and a yard full of pink flamigos is another one me and my dad are talking about, and Im talking about a yard FULL of flamigos, even some in the back yard.

I told her that today, I said " paybacks are a biatch, and you might not want to go to sleep the next few nights.." just to make her scared of what shes got coming...

 

Packing peanuts would be GREAT! Those things are a PITA to pick up or get rid of...

 

Thats what I was thinking Tristan, espcially with her cloth interior. I just need to get a copy of her car key made. Im sure it has the micro chip in it so noone will copy it. I might know another way though...


EDIT..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP0nb8nYcnc